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Is what The Rock sounds like when he’s having sex? |
| October 15th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]
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Dwayne Johnson Instagrammed this video of himself lifting weights, and if you close your eyes it sounds like he is doing something else. Then if you replay the video with your eyes open, he looks like he’s doing what he sounds like he was doing. Then since it’s on your mind, you have to wonder if The Rock also looks at himself so intensely in the mirror when he is doing it?
Or did I just read too much into video?
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The Rock is doing a raunchy version of Baywatch! |
| October 3rd, 2014 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, The Rock. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Yesterday, there were rumors that The Rock is going to star in a big screen version of Baywatch and today he confirmed the news. Dwayne Johnson posted the above picture and said, “‘This is my beach bitch!’ Rumors are true… we’re making #BAYWATCH the movie. Edgy, raunchy and hopefully, funny as all hell. Cue slo mo running on the beach… #WhoNeedsMouthToMouth #RedShortsBeHugginABrotha”.
DJ had me at Red Shorts Be Huggin! And if they aren’t, then I am going to be pissed because you know this movie going to be awful. And not in the way that it is so awful, it is actually good. But then again you never know, 21 Jump Street was totally nice surprise. Maybe it will be the same for this movie? Stranger things have happened.
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Is Dwayne Johnson’s towel trying to tell us something? |
| August 6th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]
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Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Is that what Dwayne Johnson’s towel is telling us? Or do I just have a dirty mind? Seriously, doesn’t the crease make it seem like it is outlining his Rock? Is that how he got his name? Hmmmmm?
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The Rock found a way to get people to drink milk! |
| August 5th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]
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For years milk used the Got Milk? campaign to get us to drink the white stuff and it never really convinced me to do it. Somehow Dwayne Johnson rocked it with this viral video trying to get people to down the cow’s juice and now we know why they call him The Rock.
So watch this brilliant video and tell me it didn’t rock your dairy world! Seriously, share it with everyone you know because it’s the first time I have been persuaded to drink it. And we all need calcium in our lives no matter how big we get!
BTW how is it I majored in Advertising at the University of Miami and he’s the one who came up with this smart ad? Oh yeah, I was dumb enough to major in it. Oh well, I wasn’t alone because no one in my class went into it. If I would’ve known then that playing football would make a great advertiser, I would’ve done that rather than working on my tan and partying.
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The Rock’s Hercules beard was made from the hair of a yak’s rocks. |
| July 22nd, 2014 under Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]
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Dwayne Johnson was on Live with Kelly and Michael today, and he talked about the facial hair he has in Hercules. For some reason, he wore a fake beard in the movie that comes out on Friday, but the makeup artists wanted it to look real. So they used real hair to make that possible, and for months DJ didn’t know where they got it from. Then one day, The Rock made the mistake of asking where the hair came from and he found out it was from a Yak’s testicles. I bet he wishes he never asked that question.
I don’t know if he has any kissing scenes in the d!ck flick, but I feel for any woman who had to kiss him wearing the pubic hair of yak. So ewwww.
Would you willingly wear the hair of yak’s testicles on your face? I know I wouldn’t.
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