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The Rock bribes his fans to like him!
July 12th, 2016 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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The Rock seems like he has a lot of fans, and now we know the secret to his sucess. The other day when he was filming Fast & the Furious 8, the shoot required a lot of young girls to be in the scene as Extras. When they were done shooting DJ asked them who is their favorite movie star is.
First he asked them about Chris Pratt and they screamed no. Then his wanted to know if it was his Central Inteliigence co-star Kevin Hart and again he got the same answer. Finally, Dwayne Johnson got to himself and they all screamed loudly for him. But turns out, they weren’t really screaming for him. You know that rhyme, “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream?” Well, that is what they were screaming for because that is what he promised them if they said he was their favorite movie star.
But let’s be honest, he is our favorite movie star with or without ice cream. It just helps when he supplies it.

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Does Liam Hemsworth like having sex with Kangaroos?
June 10th, 2016 under Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Graham Norton, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


Liam Hemsworth is on The Graham Norton Show today and the BBC host wanted to know what is some of the weirdest stuff that Jennifer Lawrence has ever said to him when they were on the set of The Hunger Games. He said she would say things to him like, do you “like having sex with Kangaroos?” He didn’t answer the question, so The Rock put him on the spot. Does Miley Cyrus’ fiance’ like it? Hemsworth said, “Absolutely! That’s what Australians do.” If you ever see Miley dressed up as a Kangaroo, you will know why. Then you will wish you didn’t.

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The Rock travels light!
June 8th, 2016 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


The Rock is touring the world to promote his movie Central Intelligence with Kevin Hart and he only packed one bag for the road. Not a small bag, but one that could comfortably hold his co-star, his clothes for a month, toiletries for everyone and the kitchen sink. Since DJ is so strong, he also makes it look like it weighs nothing when it probably weighs a ton. Which is completely the opposite of how I look when I travel. I look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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The Rock is going to play Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze
May 30th, 2016 under DC Comics, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


We know that The Rock has beautiful bronze skin and now he is going to tackle the role of Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze. Dwayne Johnson announced the news today on Instagram that he will be playing the “World’s First Superhero.” Is that like how Janice Dickinson is the “World’s First Supermodel?”
Since I haven’t heard of this character either, DJ described him for us. He said, “Doc was physically and mentally trained from birth by his father and a team of scientists to become the perfect human specimen with a genius level intellect. His heightened senses are beyond comprehension. He can even identify a women’s perfume from half a mile away. He is literally the master of everything.” Then he explained why he took the part, “But here’s the #1 reason I’m excited to become Doc Savage.. HE’S A F*CKING HILARIOUS WEIRDO!”
Sounds like DC Comics was looking for their Deadpool and found him in the Man of Bronze. And that is enough for me to go see the movie when it comes out, but first I am going to watch the 1975 version of him. That looks so awful that not even the Man of Bronze can save it!

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How many people does it take to work on Jon Bass’ pen!s on Baywatch?
April 28th, 2016 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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Acting on Baywatch is a hard job, and for Jon Bass it is a really hard job. So much so, he needed not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4 but 5 people to work on his pen!s. Why? All The Rock said is that, “Our secret weapon @thejonbass is getting his.. well.. junk worked on from our deeply committed crew. Oh yes we’re happily pushing the Rated R envelope in our film.” What does that mean? We will have to wait until next to find out.
No offense to Bass, but I would rather see DJ or Zac Efron’s junk in the movie.
But back to Bass, how cute was his reaction when he realized Dwayne Johnson was phonecording him?

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