The joke is, “Why is Dwayne Johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?” The punchline is, “Because Rock beat scissors.”
Did the man in Moana find that funny or did he moana about it? Of course, with his sense of humor, he got a big kick out of it. And then he confirmed it is true!
We all know that The Rock has a potty mouth. And that is fine when it is for one of his movies. However, it is not OK around his daughters, Jazzy, 7, and Tia, 5. Therefore, they washed his mouth out with soap.
Although, DJ got off easy. Because when he was growing up, his mom would use a bar of soap. But who uses those anymore? So, his girls used a soapy sponge instead. And it looks like it tasted gross.
Did DJ learn his lesson? Probably not! But we learned he is a good dad!
The Rock is surrounded by women, his mom, his wife, and his three daughters. And he can’t get enough of pussies in the morning. As in, pussy cats, you pervs!
That’s right. Today’s biggest action star likes watching cat videos in the morning to start his day off on a positive note.
And now I love DJ a little more than I did before.
The Rock is a girl dad, and he pays for it. Over the weekend, Jasmine, 7, and Tiana, 5, decided to use their dad as a model and gave his head a makeover. I say head because they turned the back of his bald head into a second face.
Why not the front? Because even though it was a Saturday morning, he had to be on a Zoom call. So they were only able to work with the part of his head they couldn’t see on the camera.
Did he mind? “In case you didn’t know, I’m M.A.N. ,” he wrote. “I gotta be a fool to keep falling for this stuff over and over again ♂️♂️ But that’s our job as fathers and men (and we low key love it )”
And that is what a real man is. Someone who will do anything to make his family happy.
The Rock got some bad news from NBC. They have opted to cancel Young Rock, so the sitcom about his preteen, teenager, 20-something, and future life will not be back for a fourth season.
DJ is not alone because NBC also gave Grand Crew some sobering news.
That means that Grand Auto is the show from last season to find out if they will be on the lineup next season.
