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The Rock tried In-N-Out Burger for the first time…again
January 2nd, 2024 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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The Rock recently shared a video of himself trying In-N-Out Burger for the first time. However, there is only one problem. It was not his first time, so people called him out over it.

Well, DJ responded to those claims. “My first time” – AGAIN ,” he wrote. “Holy fuck I’m belly laughing, thanks to the fans who reminded me that I went years ago and totally forgot ‍♂️ Geeezus #groundhogday”

It is not his fault. I am the rare Californian who will be saying this, but In-N-Out is forgettable.

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The Rock gets his ’90s fanny pack on!
December 26th, 2023 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Christmas, but The Rock gave us a present! That is because Dwanta Claus took off his holiday costume and put on a look we know oh so well on him. And that is his ’90s black turtle neck, gold chain, acid-washed jeans, a black wig, and, of course, the black fanny pack! Because his head-to-toe transformation would not be perfect without it. And now he looks just like he did when he went to the University of Miami!

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The Rock responds to a joke about him!
December 1st, 2023 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

A woman told a joke about The Rock on Jimmy & Nath Show in Australia, and DJ finally responded to it.

The joke is, “Why is Dwayne Johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?” The punchline is, “Because Rock beat scissors.”

Did the man in Moana find that funny or did he moana about it? Of course, with his sense of humor, he got a big kick out of it. And then he confirmed it is true!

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The Rock gets his mouth washed out with soap
November 21st, 2023 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

 

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We all know that The Rock has a potty mouth. And that is fine when it is for one of his movies. However, it is not OK around his daughters, Jazzy, 7, and Tia, 5. Therefore, they washed his mouth out with soap.

Although, DJ got off easy. Because when he was growing up, his mom would use a bar of soap. But who uses those anymore? So, his girls used a soapy sponge instead. And it looks like it tasted gross.

Did DJ learn his lesson? Probably not! But we learned he is a good dad!

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The Rock loves pussy in the morning!
October 5th, 2023 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

 

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The Rock is surrounded by women, his mom, his wife, and his three daughters. And he can’t get enough of pussies in the morning. As in, pussy cats, you pervs!

That’s right. Today’s biggest action star likes watching cat videos in the morning to start his day off on a positive note.

And now I love DJ a little more than I did before.

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