If ever there was a pure Dick Flick, it is Hobbs & Shaw. The Fast and the Furious spinoff looks like it will be all fighting, car chases, explosions, one-liners, bad guys, scaling buildings and whatever else men dream of doing. Well, I did not see sex scenes, but there was a pretty blonde in the trailer. Plus, it stars The Rock, Jason Statham and Idris Elba. It is a smorgasbord of testosterone.
So boys, what more do you go see this movie on August 2nd?
Dwayne Johnson sent Jimmy Fallon a Christmas present and it finally got The Tonight Show host yesterday. What was it? The Rock sent him a 250 lbs rock. Why? To see if Fallon can pull his own weight like the contestants on The Titan Games. Can he? Of course not! That is why he got some help from people on the NBC show. Which is kind of a metaphor because no talk show host can do one all by himself.
What happens to the rock, the one that weighs 10 pounds less than The Rock? Look for a rock outside of 30 Rock.
The Rock may play a tough guy on the big screen, but at home, he is a big old softy. Case in point, he let his daughter paint his face with paint even though he was heading to work.
Whatever Jasmine wants, the 2-year-old gets. As he says, all she has to do is look at him, “with her mama @laurenhashianofficial’s intoxicating blue eyes.” It turns him into a big blob of silly putty. Which is just one of the many reasons he is such a good dad!
The Rock is a busy actor and producer, but he always has time for his three daughters. Case in point the other night his middle one Jasmine woke him. Was he upset? He wrote how he felt about it on social media.
Working late and had only 3hrs sleep when this tornado 🌪 busts in our bedroom, jumps on me and pleads with me to get up and take her to my closet (she keeps toys in my closet) to play.
We get there and then – surprise – she refuses to play and just wants me to hold her while she makes fart noises 💨🤦🏾♂️
Tired as all hell, but thought ehh there’s gonna come a time, years from now when jumping in my arms is the last thing she wants to do and ain’t gonna be cool anymore — so I’ll always take these moments while I can.
Somewhere @kevinhart4real is crying and wishes he was her.
Translation, enjoy it while you have it because you never know when it will be gone. Before you know it your sweet toddler is a nasty teenager who is now in her 30s giving you another grandchild.
On the big screen, The Rock is one of the biggest stars in D!ck Flicks, but at home, he is surrounded by estrogen. His girlfriend and three daughters.
His middle child Jasmine is learning how to paint nails, and the 2-year-old used her dad as a test subject. Did he mind? The huge softie loved every minute of it.
Now, I cannot wait until she decides to put makeup on him. Hey Jazz, DJ is pretty in pink lipstick. Wait, she can’t read. Hopefully, I will be able to telepathically send that message to her.