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Did Elton John diss Kelly Osbourne? |
| February 29th, 2016 under Elton John, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]
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Elton John held his annual Oscars viewing party yesterday to raise money for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and somehow Kelly Osbourne was invited. The socialite finagled her way over to the legendary singer’s table and said something to Sheryl Crow and him. I guess it wasn’t something to crow about because he said they were left unimpressed. Ouch! But then again, I can’t think of a time when she ever says anything impressive. Can you?
On a positive note about her, at least we no longer have to watch her on those E! Red Carpet shows.
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The bats finally get revenge on Ozzy Osbourne! |
| May 14th, 2014 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]
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Ozzy Osbourne made a name for himself for reportedly biting the head off of a bat; and for decades they plotted their revenge. Now, they finally got it.
The singer wanted to convert part if his Buckinghamshire estate, but was told he wouldn’t be able to because several bats had made his home their home. A councilperson told the BBC, “Mr Osbourne cannot convert his listed building until satisfactory surveys and related mitigation, allowing the bats and owls to remain living on the site, is submitted.” Then they added, “We must be satisfied measures have been put in place to protect the animals before planning permission can be considered.”
It has been debated whether he really bit the head of a bat off by accident, and now I bet he is wishing he did it on purposes. So as it stands, it is Ozzy 1, Bats 1! Let’s see who wins the next round?
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Whose new hairdo is a bigger hairdon’t? |
| April 7th, 2014 under Better than..., Katy Perry, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]
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Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne change their hair color and style more than we change our underwear, and in the last day both women debuted their new hairdos. The California Girl dyed her Bob “slime green” and the Fashion Police officer shaved the left side of her head. So whose look has you seeing green with envy and which one do you want to shave it all off? I prefer Kelly’s only because you can cover up her hairdon’t faster than Katy can dye hers back to black.
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Sharon Osbourne’s dog looks like Kelly! |
| December 27th, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Kelly Osbourne Tweeted a picture of her mother’s dog and said, “#BitchStoleMyLook my mums dog Bella really needs to stop it!” Now that Bella has that same ugly light purple mop that her sister has, the two of them look just like twins. So who’s the bitch now?
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Sharon Osbourne offers to show Colin Farrell her tightended vajayjay |
| November 30th, 2013 under Colin Farrell, Graham Norton, The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]
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Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.
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