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Now they are detroying The Breakfast Club…sort of
February 29th, 2008 under Brat Pack, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: 1 ]


So these two women are remaking The Breakfast club and renaming it Bounced according to Digital Spy.

The comedy drama focuses on five twenty-somethings who become stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport when their flight is bumped.

I don’t know about you, but sounds nothing like The Breakfast Club to me. Why claim you are remaking a movie if you really aren’t. At this point the movie is being made independently with their money looking for a studio to finance them. I hope no studio finances them as long as they claim it is a remake of The Breakfast Club.

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Another great movie destroyed
February 23rd, 2008 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

Mask, not the Jim Carrey/Cameron Diaz movie, but the incredible movie with Cher and Eric Stoltz that was denied the Oscars it deserved is being turned into a musical. Is nothing sacred? Seriously how are the songs going to go? "You have a big head, by now you should have been dead?" Such a sacrilege. I will probably go see it. but it is still so wrong.
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Now Piranha is being destroyed
February 8th, 2008 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: 2 ]


Bloody-Disgusting is reporting that not only are they remaking the classic Piranha, but they are turning it into a 3-D movie. Although I think this movie could work with 3-D because those Piranha are evil little f*cks that look great coming right at you, I just think that 3-D cheapens a movie.
BTW if the people working on this movie take it too seriously they will take away from the feel of the original that was great cheesey fun!!!
Oh yeah Dimension Films plans on releasing this movie on July 24, 2009.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street without Robert Englund
January 29th, 2008 under Robert Englund, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: 2 ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that New Line is doing A Nightmare on Elm Street without Robert Englund. I hope Freddy Krueger haunts the dreams of whoever had the stupid idea to bring back A Nightmare on Elm Street without him. A Nightmare on Elm Street is all about Robert Englund and without him the movie will suck. But then again this is by the same stupid company who is also destroying Friday the 13th. Platinum Dunes stop destroying the horror classics like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Birds and Near Dark and create original crap that needs to go straight-to-Sci Fi. (sorry Sci Fi for the diss, but straight-to-DVD was too nice.)
BTW Platinum Dunes is Michael Bay's production company…
1 2 Freddy's coming for you
3 4 Better lock your door
5 6 Grab the Crucifix
7 8 Gotta stay up late
9 10 Never sleep again…
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Prom Night…Bad Night
January 4th, 2008 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]


The remake (if you can call it that) for Prom Night looks so bad. It looked like the only thing it had in common with the original movie is that it took place on Prom Night.

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