Today is May the Fourth, a day we celebrate Star Wars. Something that Trekkies, including William Shatner, do not believe in.
So, Captain Kirk has a message for all the Jedi out there. He said, “REMEMBER STAR WARS FANS… WITHOUT THE FEDERATION; YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE! WE ARE YOUR FATHER! May The Fourth Be With You…Love Starfleet!”
And just like when Darth Vader told Luke Skywalker, “No, I am your father,” the Jedi are equally as horrified that they now have to send him a Father’s Day card.
Is it wrong that I wish that one day we can all live long and prosper as one? Granted, I am neither a Trekkie nor a Jedi! I am an Orkan, “Nanu, Nanu!”
Pedro Pascal is in Japan to promote The Mandalorian and Grogu at the Star Wars Celebration. While he was there, he was able to reunite Grogu, aka Baby Yoda.
However, I was not able to appreciate the double cuteness. That is because I could not look away from the actor’s legs.
He wore knee-length dressy black shorts with black leather boot sleeves that went up to his knees. It is like it is middle-aged old man chic, but it just doesn’t work.
Well, on most men. But the 50-year-old is lovable enough to get away with it. Almost as lovable as his green co-star.
Before Darth Vader was trying to get Mark Hamill to come over to the dark side in Star Wars, he made his dad look like a good guy in The City. What a performance by the 25-year-old in that 1977 movie.
Everyone knows that Luke Skywalker met his dad in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi! But did you know that Mark Hamill never met his mother?
Well, of course, he met the woman who gave birth to him. But he never met Queen Amidala, the woman who had sex with Darth Vader, who made him and Princess Leia.
That all changed on Sunday at the Golden Globes when the actor ran into Natalie Portman. And he declared, “Now I have finally met my ‘mother’, thanks to the @goldenglobes”
Where is James Earl Jones when you need him? Could you imagine how awkward that would be, especially if Maury Povich walked in and said, “Anakin, you are not the father?”
