Remember those two assholes from Connecticut, because no one from The Bronx would do that, who tried to steal the ball from Los Angeles Dodgers right fielder Mookie Betts’ glove during Game 4 of the World Series against The Yankees? Well, Major League Baseball has an update on their future of going to any more baseball games in the future.
Here is the letter that the MLB sent to two MoFos:
“On October 29, 2024, during Game 4 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium, you interfered with play by intentionally and forcefully grabbing a player. Your conduct posed a serious risk to the health and safety of the player and went far over the line of acceptable fan behavior.
“Based on your conduct, Major League Baseball (‘MLB’) is banning you indefinitely from all MLB stadiums, offices, and other facilities. You are also hereby banned indefinitely from attending any events sponsored by or associated with MLB.
“Please be advised that if you are discovered at any MLB property or event, you will be removed from the premises and subject to arrest for trespass.”
I really hope they decide to show up at one of the places they have been banned from just so we can see them get arrested. Is that wrong?
When it comes to the NFL these days, all everyone seems to be talking about is the Kansas City Chiefs’ Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes.
However, there is another star who needs more attention, and that is The Viking’s Camryn Bynum. The Safety has been leading his teammates in celebratory dance numbers when he does things like recover another fumble.
This week, the football players were all in it together as they showed off their moves to High School Musical’s We’re All In This Together! And it was perfect.
As we know, practice makes perfect, and practice is what they did! It is nice to see them have fun when they are off the field!
I can’t wait to see what Camryn has them do next (Please be something from Wicked) because he and his teammates have been killing it this season with dances like this and recreating the White Chicks routine!
In 2004, the Wayans brothers released a little movie called White Chicks. Twenty years later, it is still influencing others!
Yesterday, when The Minnesota Vikings’ Josh Metellus and Camryn Bynum scored an interception against the Atlanta Falcons, the two Safeties did a Safety Dance. Sorry, wrong song. They did the dance that Marlon and Shawn Wayans did in the comedy. And they nailed it.
Talking about nails. The two football players were just six years old when the film came out.
Sometimes, when a football player has a really good play, he does a dance to celebrate it.
Yesterday, after the Vikings’ Cam Bynum intercepted the ball, he did a dance. He did the most popular dance of the year. Which one was it? It was Raygun’s breakdance that broke the Olympics!
When asked why the safety chose that? “I’m a big fan. She went out there and had fun, and that’s what I do out there on the field,” Bynum said to Yahoo Sports. “I’ve been saving for that. It’s been a while since I’ve had a celly, so I was like, I’ve got to go crazy with this one. I wish I had a little more time. I would’ve done the whole dance, but I’ve got another one coming.”
I say make him MVP of the Year because that was better than a game-winning touchdown!
Yesterday was a big day for LA Dodger’s Shohei Ohtani, and what a day it was.
We are on the tail end of the dog days of summer. But it wasn’t too late for Ohtani to celebrate his best friend, Decoy.
The pitcher and his dog were honored with a bobblehead at the game, and the fans lined up early to get one.
Then, when they got inside, they witnessed a Major League first. Ohanti’s dog, wearing a baseball jersey with his dad’s number 17 on it, threw the first pitch! Creating an arfdorable moment that delighted everyone in the crowd,
The night was only getting started. As it went on, Ohtani scored his 42nd homerun and his 41st and 42nd stolen bases for the year. That is why he is the $70 million man.
They say three times is a charm, and the baseball played had a charming night,
