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Can the Gronk handle the pain of childbirth?
July 20th, 2020 under CBS, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


Game On wanted to see if Rob Gronkowski could handle the intense pain of childbirth. Therefore they strapped him to a machine that simulates the pain of birthing a baby.

How did the Gronk do? As soon as they turned the machine on, his body started to shake uncontrollably. Then when they amped up to five, his whole body started to contort. Finally, when they turned it all the way up to 10, he began to flap his limbs like a chicken with their head cut off. Throughout it all, he did not curse or scream. The football great just laid there and took it like a woman.

My helmut is off to him. He really can take a licking and keep on ticking. Then again, he used to pain as a tight end.

Talking about his tight end, did you see when the CBS game show made him a LA Lakers Girl for a day?

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Could the Buffalo Bills play in Tushy Stadium?
July 16th, 2020 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


According to news reports, The Buffalo Bills will no longer be playing on New Era Field. The sports apparel company has parted ways with the football team. As soon as Tushy Bidet heard the news, they threw their leftover toilet paper into the ring or onto the field.

Orchard Park is the crown jewel of the New York sporting landscape and one of the great environments in football. The city houses the stadium for the Buffalo Bills and, maybe more importantly, is home to the Bills Mafia. The fans who are part of the Bills Mafia love their traditions and possess a continued fondness for them. This includes drinking alcohol out of bowling balls, jumping through tables, and spraying ketchup on each other.

With the news that New Era is dropping naming rights to the Bills stadium, TUSHY – a provider of bidet attachments that transforms any traditional toilet into a booty wonderland – would like to announce a bid of up to $12,500,000 for the naming rights to the stadium and name it “TUSHY Stadium.”

Additionally, TUSHY would like to deploy portable toilets equipped with its bidet across parking lots and tailgating venues for every Bills home game in 2020 and 2021.

Lastly, assuming the offer is accepted, TUSHY would like to work to bring a college football bowl game to Orchard Park and host the first-ever “Toilet Bowl.”

Please take some time to consider our offer.

I very much look forward to hearing from you!

Sincerely,

Miki Agrawal

Founder of TUSHY

I really hope the Bills take them up on the offer. Not only because I love the idea of hearing sports announcers saying having to say Tushy Stadium, but also as someone who went to the University of Miami. I would love to see the Miami Hurricanes play the Toilet Bowl. Although, I think FSU and UF are more suited for it.

Seriously, there are sh!ttier names they could be stuck with like Ex-Lax Field or Summer’s Eve Stadium. Plus, $12.5 million is a nice chunk of change. I have done worse for $12.50.

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Gronk is a Laker Girl!
June 10th, 2020 under CBS, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


Now that Rob Gronkowski is waiting to begin practice with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, he needs to find a temporary job. CBS found him one for their show Game On tonight at 8p. The Tight End is going to show us if he has one when he becomes one of the Laker Girls.

Does he have the sexuality they have, or will the fans be screaming foul? There is only one way to find out, and that is to watch. I am going to check it out because I want to see he wears a short skirt! Then we will really know if he lives up to his football position on the basketball court.

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Tom Brady ripped his pants during a charity golf game!
May 25th, 2020 under Sports figures, Uncategorized. [ Comments: 1 ]


Some say Tom Brady is one of the greatest living football players. However, the same cannot be said about his golf game.

Yesterday, the quarterback took a different green for charity, and he got ripped on by Charles Barkley and a few others! So much so, his pants decided to rip on him too or as he says, “Pants wanted in on social distancing I guess…”

Who knew Brady was funny? I always think of him as someone who should have been a tight end because he is one.

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Tom Brady is no longer a Patriot
March 20th, 2020 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Tom Brady/Instagram


Three days after Tom Brady announced that he was leaving the New England Patriots after 20 year, we now know where he will be playing football whenever the football season starts up.

Excited, humble and hungry …if there is one thing I have learned about football, it’s that nobody cares what you did last year or the year before that…you earn the trust and respect of those around through your commitment every single day. I’m starting a new football journey and thankful for the @buccaneers for giving me an opportunity to do what I love to do. I look forward to meeting all my new teammates and coaches and proving to them that they can believe and trust in me…I have always believed that well done is better than well said, so I’m not gonna say much more – I’m just gonna get to work! #Year1 p.s. Jack Brady with the photocred 😀

I hope the Buccaneers get their money’s worth. He is on the older side, and he did not bring home the trophy last year, so who knows how good he still is.

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