May 2020 be your year like it was for the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S in 2018. Although Valentine’s Day will also be their year because that is when the sequel will air on Disney Channel. If you have nothing to do today, watch it on Disney+. It is one of the most impactful movies from the 2010s because it is a modern-day take on desegregating schools.
However, today is not about the musical; it is about you. I wish nothing but the best for you this year. I hope it is full of love, laughter, and health.
I hope Santa Conan brought you everything you want and then something more. Like a conflict-free holiday meal with no mention of politics. That would be a miracle of miracles from the Fiddler on the Roof.
Merry Christmas!
Jewish ladies, do you need something to light your menorah? Well, James Corden gave it to us. The Late Late Show host along with Zach Braff, Charlie Puth, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Josh Peck formed the boy band Boyz II Menorah and sang A Week and a Day. Now my candle will stay lit for eight days just like the first Chanukkah.
This year, more than any other, I have a lot to be thankkful for. Most importantly, I am thankful for all of you.
I am also thankful for this Thanksgiving episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. The episode that taught me that turkeys could not fly. Did you know it is based on a real radio promotion in Atlanta? They thought they would throw live turkeys out of a truck to people at a shopping mall and the shoppers could take them home their prize to cook. It went almost as badly as above, just less splat.
Take 25 minutes out of our Turkey Day to watch this show, it will make everything better. Even spending time with your politically opposite family members. Which I won’t be!
Today, we celebrate the day America becoming America! Therefore, enjoy some mustard on your man’s wiener and the fireworks that come after you swallow it!
Happy Independence Day!