Today is the rare occurrence that St. Patrick’s Day and Purim fall on the same day! That means there will be even more people drinking today than on New Year’s Eve. So, party like it is 2019! And make sure to clean the toilet before you got out tonight. You will be thanking me tomorrow morning as you pray to the porcelain Gd!
May 2020-too not turn out to be another 2020.
May it be our best year yet, full of health and no COVID-19, and full of love and happiness.
May we once again party like it is 2019! The good old days.
Happy New Year!
While most people spend the season watching Hallmark Christmas movies, I spend it watching Horror movies. Today, I discovered a short by
called Trevenge, which is the story of all of those innocent trees that are cut down, covered with decorations for your enjoyment, only to be thrown out after the holiday is over. They have had enough, and now they are getting revenge!
So Merry Christmas to you and yours. May you get everything you want. And beware of the tree…
Every year I have so much to be grateful for, and it is all of you!
May you be stuffed with food and tolerate the people you are spending the holiday with tonight.
And also, may you never be that turkey who sees his cousin in the oven!
Happy Thanksgiving!
