Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Today is my favorite day of the year. It is the day we get to be who we want to be, whether it is a slutty version of something like a leaf pile or the person we admire most. Plus, we are given lots of treats. And for the number of tricks I do each year, I deserve it!

Happy Halloween! Don’t let the life-sized bugs bite you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti8xeyaSwCI

Today is the day we celebrate our independence from England. And somewhere, King George III still thinks that we’ll be back. I guess it is our fault he went mad because we never come back.

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da, da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da, da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da, da-da, dat, dat, da-ya.

So today, in his honor, let’s lift a hot dog to him in his honor as we watch the fireworks.

Who do you think was the best dad to ever grace our televisions? I give that title to Mike Heck from The Middle.

Oh, and more importantly, Happy Father’s Day to all the men that are and always will be the first man we loved!

Today we honor the women who raised us to be the people we became. They were the first ones to love us, and they taught us how to love everyone that same way. So today, show them all the love they gave us and then some.
Happy Mother’s Day!

For those of you, who were scared by the creepy Easter Bunny when you were a kid, here is some revenge porn for you brought to you by Critters 2. I can’t believe no one told me it was an Easter movie. I only found out because Tubi added it to their lineup this week.

Anyways may your day be filled with Peeps and chocolate bunnies!

Hoppy and Happy Easter!

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