The fourth of July is slightly different this year because of the supreme court. But there is one thing that stays the same on this day, and that is Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. And just like last year, and the year before that, and so on, Joey Chestnut won the mustard belt by downing 63 hot dogs in 10 minutes. And with that, fluffers all over the world are jealous!
Today is the rare occurrence that St. Patrick’s Day and Purim fall on the same day! That means there will be even more people drinking today than on New Year’s Eve. So, party like it is 2019! And make sure to clean the toilet before you got out tonight. You will be thanking me tomorrow morning as you pray to the porcelain Gd!
