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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 8th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today we are all grateful that Joan Crawford is not our mother.
Happy Mother’s Day!

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Happy St. Purtick’s Day!
March 17th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is the rare occurrence that St. Patrick’s Day and Purim fall on the same day! That means there will be even more people drinking today than on New Year’s Eve. So, party like it is 2019! And make sure to clean the toilet before you got out tonight. You will be thanking me tomorrow morning as you pray to the porcelain Gd!

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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

For those of you who have a lover, may you have a wonderful day!

For those of you who don’t have one, think how much money we are saving today!

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

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Happy New Year!
December 31st, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

May 2020-too not turn out to be another 2020.
May it be our best year yet, full of health and no COVID-19, and full of love and happiness.
May we once again party like it is 2019! The good old days.
Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

While most people spend the season watching Hallmark Christmas movies, I spend it watching Horror movies. Today, I discovered a short by

called Trevenge, which is the story of all of those innocent trees that are cut down, covered with decorations for your enjoyment, only to be thrown out after the holiday is over. They have had enough, and now they are getting revenge!

So Merry Christmas to you and yours. May you get everything you want. And beware of the tree…

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