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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 25th, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


via Our10Acres

Every year I have so much to be grateful for, and it is all of you!
May you be stuffed with food and tolerate the people you are spending the holiday with tonight.
And also, may you never be that turkey who sees his cousin in the oven!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


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Today is my favorite day of the year. It is the day we get to be who we want to be, whether it is a slutty version of something like a leaf pile or the person we admire most. Plus, we are given lots of treats. And for the number of tricks I do each year, I deserve it!

Happy Halloween! Don’t let the life-sized bugs bite you.

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Happy Fourth of July!
July 4th, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is the day we celebrate our independence from England. And somewhere, King George III still thinks that we’ll be back. I guess it is our fault he went mad because we never come back.

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da, da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da, da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da, da-da, dat, dat, da-ya.

So today, in his honor, let’s lift a hot dog to him in his honor as we watch the fireworks.

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Happy Father’s Day!
June 20th, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Who do you think was the best dad to ever grace our televisions? I give that title to Mike Heck from The Middle.

Oh, and more importantly, Happy Father’s Day to all the men that are and always will be the first man we loved!

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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 9th, 2021 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today we honor the women who raised us to be the people we became. They were the first ones to love us, and they taught us how to love everyone that same way. So today, show them all the love they gave us and then some.
Happy Mother’s Day!

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