Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens is twisting its way to Las Vegas on July 31st and several of the city’s biggest name won’t be in the fifth sequel next year on Syfy. In this sneak peek of the telemovie, we get to see Carrot Top and Vince Neil get gobbled up by the sharks.
I don’t know about you, but that is enough to get me to watch to see what other members of Sin City’s Motley Crue will become shark food. Will you sing Danke Schoen if Wayne Newton is one of them? Not me, I love the crooner and much as I love the Sharknado movies.
When Sharknado 3 ended, Syfy asked us to decide if #AprilLives or #AprilDies. Well they aren’t making us wait until July 31st to find out her fate. They revealed in this teaser that Tara Reid will be back in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens and she is more bad a$$ than ever. I can’t wait to see her take on those sharks because they don’t have a shot against her.
We saw Ian Ziering use a chainsaw to saw himself out of a dead shark in Sharknado. We saw Kelly Ripa use her high heels to stamp one of them to death. In the third one, they used the pole carrying the American Flag at the White House to kill one. Now in the fourth one, a Chippendales dancer is using his crotch to give a shark the deadliest of lap dances. One worthy of a big tip!
If that doesn’t get you excited to Syfy’s Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens on July 31st, nothing will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnTeygcu6VA
When Sharknado 3 ended, they asked us to vote on whether or not we wanted April to live or die. Well today, Syfy announced the casting for Sharknado 4 and her name is attached to it. What they actually said is, “Tara Reid is set to return as April Wexler to reveal the outcome of the fan-voted #AprilLives or #AprilDies social campaign.” I am happy to see her back for at least more sharktastic film.
Not only will she back to fight the sharks five years after the last movie ended, so will Ian Ziering, David Hasselhoff (I don’t know how, but he will be) and Ryan Newman. Joining them are Gary Busey (as April’s dad), Tommy Davidson, Imani Hakim, Cody Linley (April and Fin’s son), Masiela Lusha and Cheryl Tiegs (Fin’s mom).
Too bad Bo Derek will not be back as April’s mom because I want to see the world where Busey and her had sex once upon a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnTeygcu6VA
Yesterday Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No made its stormatastic television debut. At the end of the movie, Syfy asked us if we wanted Tara Reid’s character April to make it to the 4th movie.
You see, at the end of the flick, she rode down in a shark from the Space Shuttle, gave birth to her son in it and chainsawed her way out of it. As Fin, her daughter and the woman who is obsessed with her husband were looking at the new born, Fin noticed his wings were missing. April saw them on the beach and went to retrieve them. At that same exact moment a large piece of the shuttle was falling down to Earth in her path. Just as she saw it was coming towards her, Syfy asked us if we want her to live or die.
I like Tara Reid, so I want her to live. My dad on the other hand (no pun intended) doesn’t. So if you want her in Sharknado 4, then Tweet #AprilLives. If not, then type #AprilDies. As of now if you start typing the hashtag April…, only #AprilDies comes up. So sounds like Reid’s fate has been sealed. But hey if she can give birth in shark that is plummeting down to Earth, then she can survive anything. Right?
Sharknado will not be the same without her screaming, so vote #AprilLives!
