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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is the most sharktastic of them all!
August 6th, 2017 under Sharknado, Tara Reid. [ Comments: none ]

What makes the Sharknado movies so much fun to watch, is how utterly ridiculous they are. Tonight at 9 on Syfy, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is the sharkiest one of them all. It is so wacky and wild, you will be laughing your a$$ off from the beginning until the end.

The movie starts of with Fin (Ian Ziering) and April Wexler (Tara Reid) being honored in London as Nova (Cassandra Scerbo) looks into the history of Sharknados at Stonehenge. What she discovers sends the whole world into a Sharknado panic. An ancient device transports the Wexlers and Nova into a vortex that causes them to travel all around the globe where the Sharknados are happening.

Along the way we will see many familiar faces with epic scenes. In fact Bret Michaels has one of the best cameos ever seen. But he isn’t alone: Fabio is the Pope, Charo is the Queen of England, David Hasselhoff reprises his role, Nichelle Nichols is the head of NATO, Abby Lee Miller gets her head chewed off instead of her chewing someone else’s off, Clay Aiken does a pretty good British accent and did I mention that Bret Michaels takes a lickin’ and keeps on rockin’.

All of this leads up to a sensational ending that will make you beg Syfy for Sharknado 6. If they do not do we will have to send them sharks to tell them how much we want it.

Just when you think that Sharknado cannot top itself, this film tops itself over and over again as they travel to new countries all over the world. No where and no one is safe, especially us from laughing so hard at a movie that is so in on the joke we call Sharknado!


Sharknado 5 casts Fabio as the Pope and Charo as the Queen of England!
June 1st, 2017 under Charo, Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

Sometimes you hear someone is cast in a role and you think that is the most brilliant casting job that has ever been done in the history of Hollywood. Well, now all the casting directors out there are going to have to top this because Sharknado 5: Global Warming has cast Fabio as the Pope and Charo as the Queen of England. I kiss their ring, like I would kiss the Pope’s ring. I bow down to them, like I would bow down to the Queen of England. Has any casting agent ever gotten it so right? I think not.

What is the premise for the 5th installment of Sharknado that debuts on August 6th? Syfy describes it as, “The mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid) when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars and Olympians, enlisting famous faces from news, entertainment, and sports in their most epic battle yet.”

Charo and Fabio aren’t the only stars making cameos in this future award winner that also stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, there are many more most excellent names. To see them, then click here!


Sharknado 5 is going to take on the World!
February 2nd, 2017 under Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

As if the World doesn’t have enough problems going on, turns out they are going to have a Sharknado. Thankfully, we have Tara Reid, Ian Ziering and Cassie Scerbo to keep us safe from the flying killer sharks in tornadoes.
In the first one, Sharknado rained down in LA. The second one they went to NYC. The third one saw the deadly storm destroy the East Coast. The fourth one covered the rest of The US. And now, for Sharknado 5, they will crash on down all over the World. We will see them in at least 5 countries including Bulgaria, England and Austria. To make it look even more realistic, they will be filming at all of those locations. Sounds like another classic to go with the first four.
Although, you have to wonder, where do they go from here for Sharknado 6 which you know is going to happen!


Carrot Top and Vince Neil are killed in Sharknado 4!
July 17th, 2016 under Mötley Crüe, Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens is twisting its way to Las Vegas on July 31st and several of the city’s biggest name won’t be in the fifth sequel next year on Syfy. In this sneak peek of the telemovie, we get to see Carrot Top and Vince Neil get gobbled up by the sharks.
I don’t know about you, but that is enough to get me to watch to see what other members of Sin City’s Motley Crue will become shark food. Will you sing Danke Schoen if Wayne Newton is one of them? Not me, I love the crooner and much as I love the Sharknado movies.


Did Tara Reid survive the Sharknado?
June 23rd, 2016 under Sharknado, Tara Reid. [ Comments: 6 ]

When Sharknado 3 ended, Syfy asked us to decide if #AprilLives or #AprilDies. Well they aren’t making us wait until July 31st to find out her fate. They revealed in this teaser that Tara Reid will be back in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens and she is more bad a$$ than ever. I can’t wait to see her take on those sharks because they don’t have a shot against her.


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