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Why you don’t hold the bottle for Shaq during the #BottleCapChallenge
July 8th, 2019 under ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaq’s best friend, Anthony Hall, challenged him to do the #BottleCapChallenge. Not only that, Hall even agreed to hold the bottle for the NBA legend. Why he would think that was a good idea, I do not know. He realized very quickly, it was a mistake!

I mean Shaq is over 7′ tall, so his kicking perception is not the same as a normal man’s. Therefore, when he lifted his huge leg (he says) his hip went out, and he clocked his BFF right in the kisser. Imagine having a size 22 shoe in your face? I don’t want to.

Poor Hall is not OK. He says that he had to have jaw wire shut. He wants $300 in compensation. Dude, ask for more. Shaq’s shoes cost more than that. Which thankfully, he was not wearing at the time. That would have been the end of Hall.

When it comes to the body parts of Shaquille O’Neal, you don’t want to hit you the face, his foot is not in the top three. The first would be the mic between his legs, followed by his butt and then his chest. I guess in a way; Hall got off lucky.

For the future, O’Neal needs to do the challenge the Mariah Carey way. He just needs to make sure, he records the video without any audio.


Shaq shakes that a$$ doo doo doo doo doo doo
April 25th, 2019 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Even though Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″, he is light on his feet when he dances. Which makes no sense, and that causes me to be mesmerized by him whenever he does it. Here is shaking that a$$ and I cannot look away. There is just something about watching his two basketballs move like that makes me want to do foul things with him. It is just a slam dunk.

I will stop now. Not only because it makes no sense, but that is also the only basketball terminology I know.

Oh and should we call it Shaq that a$$?


Watch Shaq scare people at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas
October 30th, 2018 under Shaquille O'Neal, Wax Figure. [ Comments: none ]

Shaq went to Madame Tussauds Las Vegas and posed as his wax self. Why? To see if people would be able to tell the difference. What was their reaction when they realized the living candle was the actual person? Screamed in fright and not joy. But then it changed to laughter when they knew what was going on.


Drop the Mic or Drop the Dr. Ken?
August 30th, 2018 under Ken Jeong, Shaquille O'Neal, TNT/TBS/TCM. [ Comments: none ]

It is going to be Ken Jeong vs Shaq on Drop the Mic. I hope for Dr. Ken’s sake, he loses. Because if he won, then Shaquille O’Neal might drop him. If he drops him, then there will be no more Jeong.

Actually, the battle of the diss already happened. To see who won, then you can watch it on the TBS site.

Even though this already happened, the photo is way too awesome not to share.


Caption Shaq!
August 22nd, 2018 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Shaq has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


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