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Lucky 13 is unlucky
November 14th, 2024 under Jane the Virgin, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Over the summer, ABC debuted a new game show called Unlucky 13 with Shaq and Gina Rodriguez as hosts.

You never heard of it? Don’t worry. Barely anyone else did, so ABC cancelled it.

This is why you don’t put lucky in the name of your series. Because it always winds up being unlucky.

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The downside for Kevin Hart when he poses with basketball players
September 24th, 2024 under Kevin Hart, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart is 5’4″, but his friends are close to 7′. So what happens when the actor poses with 6′”11 Kevin Garnett and 7’1 Shaq? The basketball players’ heads get their heads cut off!

So, even though he said they are friends, he doesn’t have photographic proof of that.

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Who knew Shaq was a fan of Snow White?
December 26th, 2023 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal posted a video of himself looking into a mirror, asking it, “Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who is the sexiest 7-footer? And he’s tall?”

Then Shaq laughed and answered the question with, “That would be me.” And he isn’t wrong. He does look so sexy in that purple suit!

BTW I wonder if he knows that is also the same color the evil Queen Grimhilde wore in Snow White? I won’t be taking any apple from him. Although, I could finally get my Prince!

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Would you vote for Shaq as President in 2024?
October 9th, 2023 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal posted a photo of himself wearing a shirt that reads, “2924 Shaq for President.” Then he asked, “Would you vote for me?” I would!

Why? Imagine him having a face-to-face meeting with Putin. Putin would look as scared as Trump did after their meeting. And Hamas would have surrendered by now.

Better yet, imagine a Shaq/Rock ticket! We can sing Shaq the Rock, Vote Shaq the Rock, to the tune of Stop the Rock.

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So that’s what Shaq looks like with hair
August 9th, 2023 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

 

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A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O’NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq)

Shaquille O’Neal has been as bald as basketball as long as we have known him. But tonight, he shared a video of himself with hair.

I am left speechless because I don’t know what to make of it. What do you think of Shaq’s new look? Is it a slam dunk or a foul?

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