Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan were filming a scene for the laugh a minute Scary Movie 5, and something started to move underneath the sheets between the two of them. Nope it wasn’t him, but a random vibrator and he didn’t know how to shut it off. Now you would think man who is in the Major Leagues of sex would know how to use that sex toy, but I guess he just uses himself and nothing fake to please his many many many many many many many many women.
And on that note you will want to see what the two of them do in that bed when Scary Movie 5 comes out next Friday.
UPDATE: Here is your first look of Sheehan together again on his FX show Anger Management from their episode will air this Thursday at 9:30p.
Family Feud asked 100 women, “Name something most women wouldn’t be caught dead leaving the house without.” Well when Nichole was asked that question by Steve Harvey, she begrudgingly answered “uh, their vibrator.” Steve’s reaction was priceless!
BTW I am surprised it wasn’t on the board because I always take mine with me!
Miley Cyrus Tweeted a picture of her and a sex doll in her car and I am not sure if she is sitting in the driver’s seat or the passenger one. Can you tell which one is which?
So in case you were wondering why she has a blow up doll, she Tweeted this with the photo “Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift 👯” BTW who else has wondered the same thing? Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could use the plastic pleasure makers as the free pass to the car pool lane? I know I have pondered that thought several times as I have sat in traffic and watched1 those freaking car poolers zoom by.
via Dlisted
Who knew that placing a vibrator under each boob would make them grow, but a company in China came up with a product called Top Charming that is suppose to make woman’s breast grow naturally by simulating just that.
Here is how the company explained how it works:
It utilizes the shake magnetism wave, in order to repair the lax fiber organization, strengthen the vigor of every organization cell and improve the competence of replying of hormone in the breasts and body. It can promote the height of breasts and make them more elastic and pliable. The plump, tall and straight, healthy chest shape will come out naturally.
It utilizes the physics principle, combines unique abundant chest magnetism device with far infrared material massage to breast and activates the vigor of every breast organization cell. Also, it raises the replying of hormone between breast and body female competence and accelerates the blood circulation of the breast. It can effectively make the fat body of the mammary gland expand plentifully.
If you want one for your own, get 499 of your closest friends together and you can order it. But I say instead just get two vibrators and place one under each breast for the same effect.
BTW I wonder who gets more turned on from that informercial, the women in it or the men watching it. Shake Weight ads seem PG compared to that.
Now back to Top Charming if I would’ve know that using my vibrators under my boobs would make them grow, then I would’ve been using them up there instead of down there.
DJ Lubel has written a song called Masturbate for Life and it is the best song about masturbation since Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop, The Vapor’s Turning Japanese and the Divinyls I Touch Myself! Seriously how catchy is the song that DJ Lubel wrote? Honestly who else besides me, has Masturbate for Life stuck in their head?
Now when it comes to the video that was posted on FunnyOrDie, it reminds of me of Julie Brown’s The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun but it could just be the attire and setting!
BTW I posted videos for the songs mentioned above to do with what you want!
