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There is a new alarm cook out there that every woman will want to have that’s because it is called a Wake-Up Vibe. Basically it combines an alarm clock with a vibrator to create something that will make it even harder for you to get out of bed. And it will be the first alarm clock where you won’t want to hit snooze when it goes off because it is getting you off.
I don’t know about you ladies, but I would rather wake up that way than with that annoying beep, a screaming morning DJ or a buzzing sound. The only buzzing I want to hear at that hour should be coming from my Wake-Up Vibe.
via Tosh.0
Us ladies have vibrators that simulate sex, find our GSpots and even ones to make our clits say yes, yes, yes, and now there is one that will make us feel like we are getting oral from our lovers without all of the spit and obligations. That’s right the Lelo Ora will work its magic as good as any tongue. That’s because the massager offers, “long, seductive swirls and fast flicks alongside intense vibrations on and around the clitoris.”
So girls, if you just want to someone to go down on you, but there is no one to do it? Well the Ora will satisfy your oral needs!
BTW my birthday is cuming up and now I know what I want! Who wants to buy it for me?
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan were filming a scene for the laugh a minute Scary Movie 5, and something started to move underneath the sheets between the two of them. Nope it wasn’t him, but a random vibrator and he didn’t know how to shut it off. Now you would think man who is in the Major Leagues of sex would know how to use that sex toy, but I guess he just uses himself and nothing fake to please his many many many many many many many many women.
And on that note you will want to see what the two of them do in that bed when Scary Movie 5 comes out next Friday.
UPDATE: Here is your first look of Sheehan together again on his FX show Anger Management from their episode will air this Thursday at 9:30p.
Family Feud asked 100 women, “Name something most women wouldn’t be caught dead leaving the house without.” Well when Nichole was asked that question by Steve Harvey, she begrudgingly answered “uh, their vibrator.” Steve’s reaction was priceless!
BTW I am surprised it wasn’t on the board because I always take mine with me!
Miley Cyrus Tweeted a picture of her and a sex doll in her car and I am not sure if she is sitting in the driver’s seat or the passenger one. Can you tell which one is which?
So in case you were wondering why she has a blow up doll, she Tweeted this with the photo “Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift 👯” BTW who else has wondered the same thing? Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could use the plastic pleasure makers as the free pass to the car pool lane? I know I have pondered that thought several times as I have sat in traffic and watched1 those freaking car poolers zoom by.
