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Sex Sent Me to the ER and Buying Naked steam up our TVs tonight! |
| July 5th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Tonight at 9p on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a soon-to-be-divorced woman gets physical with her personal trainer and finds herself going to ER because she thinks she’s having a heart attack. Things get ever worse for her when her estranged husband shows up and doctors are complexed by what’s causing her chest pains. Another woman and her husband, decide take their love to the road and find themselves going to the ER when she has a severe pain down there. Her husband’s special present is the cause of the pain and you’ll never believe what that gift was. Finally, a couple are moving out of their place and decide to do it one more time. While down on the floor, the man has a sudden unexplained sharp pain in his knee. Doctors are shocked when they find out what is causing the pain.
Wait until you find out what caused all these couple to go from bedroom to the hospital bed.
Then at 10p, it’s time for a double dose of Buying Naked.
In the first half hour, Jackie wants her new associate, Alex, to feel more comfortable with the residents of the nudist communities, so she makes her attend Skinny Dipping Sunday. That is a day where the textiles and the nudists get together and go swimming. Alex brings her friends with her and by the end of the day most of them find themselves swapping their bathing suits for their birthday ones. While the girls are having fun in Texas, the boys are trying to sell a house in Florida. One of them will have his own fun when he tries a bidet for the first time. Will that lesson, help him sell the house? You just have to tune in to get a lesson on a how selling a house to a nudist differs than a house to a clothed person.
Then at 10:30p, Alex tries naked Yoga, while the guys try golf with some of the nudists. Let’s just say they see more golf clubs and balls then they were expecting. How will they handle it?
But it isn’t all about having fun, they do have to do some work. Jackie is showing some houses to a perspective buyer, but she isn’t sold the community. That is until Jackie takes her to a Best Butt Party. What that is, you will just have to watch to see. That and to see a lot of people with great bodies go completely nude!
What more do you need to make your Saturday nights hot than Sex Sent Me to the ER and Buying Naked? I can’t think of anything.
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Putting a ring on ‘it’ sent a man to the ER! |
| May 31st, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Sex Sent Me to the ER has some important lessons tonight at 9p on TLC and you don’t want to miss them.
A man shows up to the ER with an obstruction down there and the doctor can’t believe what he sees when the patient lifts his gown. The guy’s royal jewels are swollen because he has a steel ring around them all that just won’t come off. So the doctor tells him they have to get the ring off of them ASAP or he will lose his most prized possessions. The doctor tries a ring cutter, but it doesn’t even leave a scratch. No matter what he tries, nothing seems to work. So there is one last thing he can try, but will it work? You just have to tune in to see what comes off first, the jewelry or his jewels.
Another couple has smashing sex that sends them to the ER. Well not the smashing way they wanted because in the heat of passion, he stands up, passes out and falls backwards on to a glass table. Is he OK and what caused him to pass out?
Finally the last couple learns something else you should not do while operating heavy machinery and that is have sex in it. The husband is a construction worker about to get off of work, when his wife shows up. Since everyone has left for the day, he invites her to come up into the backhoe so that they can have sex. His plan is working out great for them until she touches the wrong gear shift. A sudden thrust from the tractor, causes the heavy door to close on his wrist and his wife to smash her head against the window. As soon as she comes to, they rush to the hospital. How will they explain what happened, especially after someone from his Church winds up being his doctor.
So tonight’s most important lesson, is that if you are going to put a ring on it, make sure to only put it on the finger and not on the balls and stick. Although you’d think they would’ve already learned that lesson from my favorite Rescue Me episode Inches.
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See the hottest sex that sends a couple to the ER tonight! |
| May 17th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Tonight at 9p, it is time for another episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC and it is on fire. That’s because when a couple are doing it at July 4th bonfire, the man gets so into the love making that he doesn’t realize his foot is in the fire. Not wanting to his lover what is happening, he leaves her on the beach and begs his friend to take him to the ER. It is there he finds out his burn is really bad. But the pain might be no where as bad as when he finds out the love of his life is mad that he just left there. Will she forgive him?
Another couple, who are in college, spend the day at her mother’s house with her mom, but they want some alone time. So they tell her they are going for the ice cream and then look for a place to have sex. They find a rural area to do it and then all of a sudden, she feels a pain in her foot. Eventually her boyfriend looks down and sees that she is bleeding. They put their sex on hold to go to the ER. Once they are there, they find out she was bitten by something, but what and will it kill her? You just have to watch to find out.
Finally a husband and wife come into the ER saying he has an obstruction, but they won’t say what it is. All they can find out is the man is buzzing and the sound is coming from his a$$. What is going on? You just have to tune in to find out.
So tonight’s lesson from Sex Sent Me to the ER, is fire and sex don’t go together, don’t have whoopie in nature and finally be careful where you put your vibrating sex toys! And because of all of that, I don’t think I will be having sex tonight. Instead I will be watching Sex Sent Me to the ER, it is a lot safer!
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Sex Sent Me to ER teaches us sex toys are not for going public! |
| May 3rd, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Tonight at 9p on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, the show reinforces why we should never ever have sex in the shower.
A couple decide to have a quickie in a shower, but when she slips, they go down and her, you know, won’t stop bleeding. So they wind up going to the hospital and what happens next is so embarrassing, she will never have sex in an unusual place again.
Another couple comes back from their honeymoon and rush to ER because he has a temperature of 104. Doctors give him portable intravenous antibiotics and tell him he can’t have sex for 6 weeks. Since they are newlyweds, they don’t listen to the doctors and back to the ER they go.
The final couple are young and up for some fun. She decided to buy some remote controlled vibrating underwear and gives her boyfriend the remote control. They decide to take fun out of the bedroom and out to the supermarket. Whenever she least expects it, her underwear goes off. The excitement eventually is too much for her and she falls and bangs her head. The couple rush off to the hospital, forgetting what she is wearing. That is until the button gets stuck while they are in the hospital. How will they get out of this one?
The moral of that story is it is OK to shop for sex toys, but it is not OK to shop with a sex toy!
Need something exciting to do on a Saturday night, Sex Sent Me to the ER is a free safe way to spend it!
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Not everything that goes in, comes out on Sex Sent Me to the ER |
| April 26th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Today’s Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 9p is slimy, but not in the way you think.
First there’s a couple who is getting ready for their first time together and they decide to do it on a very springy bed. While doing it missionary, a good thrust sends the man flying off the bed and into a mirror. As soon as he gets up, he is ready to finish what he started with his new girlfriend. That’s when she notices he is bleeding and now the two of them are going from the O to the ER.
Then are the parents of three kids who finally get some alone time together at a spa. When there massage is over, they decide to have shower sex. Only problem is the massage oil and the tiled floor don’t go together and he falls. The fall caused the back of his head is split open and now he is bleeding profusely. His wife is so afraid that the spa workers are going to think she’s trying to kill her husband, that she tries to hide what happened. Will she be able to get away with it or will she be arrested for attempted murder?
Finally there is a Hippie couple that come in with him complaining that he is suffering from hallucinations. Once the doctor goes in there, he tells her he hasn’t been able to pee for 8 hours. She tells him she has to swab his urethra and she sees his pen!s is completly swollen. She tells him that an STD might’ve caused it and that pisses off his wife. Then when the wife mentions he went to South America, so the doctor tells him it might be a parasite. The only way to check for that, is an urine test and he can’t do that. So she tells him she is going to have to give him a catheter, and now he finally tells her the truth. What he says next will shock you and even the doctor. Teaching us it is not always good to be one with nature.
Just when you think that Sex Sent Me to the ER can’t shock any more than they already have, they have a case like the last one. So tune in to find out what happens after sex sends these 3 couples to the ER.
I know I say this every week, but I love love love this show. Almost as much as safe sex that doesn’t send me to the ER!
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