Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Sex Sent Me to the ER
header image
A pain down there from sex sends 3 people to the ER!
November 22nd, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Sex is all fun and games until someone gets hurt down there. Then it is time for Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 10p.
A body builder and his girlfriend haven’t had sex for a week because he is preparing for a competition. After he wins the title, they decide to have hot steamy sex right then and there! Part of looking good for the competition is oiling up; and they are so horny, he doesn’t stop to shower. As we all know oil is slippery. While going at it, she slips and hurts herself down there. Now instead of celebrating with their friends, they are all taking a trip to the hospital. So what is causing the pain down there?
A man returns home from being stationed overseas and his girlfriend and him can’t wait to do it. After 8 hours of vigorous sex, nothing is coming out of him. Thinking it is just exhaustion, they decide to go to sleep. The next morning it happens again and the pain is unbearable. So what is causing him not to release? Yes, it can happen boys!
Finally, a couple comes into the ER and the wife can’t even walk because she is in so much pain down there. Not only is she is pain, she feels like she is literally on fire. As the nurse tries to find out what is going on, her conservative sister and her brother in law come in. Now the original couple won’t talk. What doesn’t she want her sister to know? What is causing her burning love?
Tonight’s lesson from Sex Sent Me to the ER, is don’t be embarrassed to tell the nurses and doctors that you were having sex because it only delays the help you desperately need. And no one wants to be in pain in their privates more than they have to be.


Sex at a cemetery has grave consequences!
November 15th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 10p leaves a guy sex feet under.
It’s Halloween and a woman wants to have sex with her boyfriend at a cemetery. At first, he is doesn’t want to because he doesn’t want to upset the spirits, but eventually he gives in. Things start off great; but when she decides to switch positions, she accidentally pushes her lover into an open grave. He landed on a coffin and badly hurt his arm. So bad, he can’t get himself out of there. How will he eventually get out of this predicament?
A young healthy well-endowed male model comes into the hospital with cardiac problems after having sex with another model. All his tests come out normal, until he sleeps with his co-star again in the hospital bed and he is left near death. So what causes him to pass out when he is having sex?
Finally, a rocker has the best sex of his life with his bandmate. It was so mind blowing, that the two of them fall deep asleep on the couch. He accidentally rolls off and hits his chin against the table. They think that is his worst injury until he stands up. It is then that they notice, one of his testicle is the size of an orange. Will the doctors be able to save his testicle?
So the morale of tonight’s show, don’t have sex in a cemetery by an open grave unless you want to stay there permanently.
Seriously, I can’t get enough of this show. It gets better and better every week. I think, in ways, I am more excited for this show than I am for the first word in the title of the show.


A Scrotum that won’t stop growing sends a man to the ER!
November 8th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

It takes balls to have your story told on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER and tonight at 10p the guy with the biggest balls the show has ever seen will have his story told.
It’s a quiet night in the ER until a man comes in asking only to a see a male doctor. When the doctor walks into the room, the injured guy pulls down his pants and reveals that his scrotum is black and the size of a softball. The guy and his wife won’t say what happened even after his mistress walks into the room. At this point, his scrotum is now the size of a cantaloupe, then a volleyball and it won’t stop growing. The only solution is surgery or he will his lose his cajones, but he doesn’t want it. So what caused him to have the biggest balls on the show yet, you just have to see it to believe it.
Then there is the husband, who sucks at buying his wife birthday presents, until now. She is taking an exercise class that uses a stripper’s pole, so he decides to buy her one. He thinks he can set up on his own, but he was mistaken. When the two of them are having sex on it, it falls over taking his wife with it. Her head is killing her and so is her lower abdominal region, so they agree she needs to go to the ER. How badly did she injure herself? And you will be shocked when a doctor confuses the situation for something else.
Then there is the magician who uses his tricks to land the perfect woman, but she pulls a rabbit out of her hat that leaves him speechless. You see, she throws Tantra sex parties and promises to give him an all-day orgasm. What man won’t jump at that offer? He did and he couldn’t handle it. See what happened that sent him to ER!
Even though Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches us Tantra sex is bad, you have to think of it as it is teaching us what not to do so that we won’t land in the hospital like the people on the show. See the show is educational, and who doesn’t want to be schooled in sex?


Super Glue sends a man to the ER and it’s time for a Naked wedding!
July 19th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 10p on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a man accidentally picks up the wrong tube from the drawer and he’s sent to the ER. He reached for the lube and grabbed some Super Glue instead. So now he’s giving himself a motionless hand job. To make matters worse, his wife and him have to be at a party for her parents in a few hours and she doesn’t want to be late. Will he have both hands free by the time of the party or will he be doing a one-handed clap to celebrate.
Then, a man and wife play dress up but an excruciating pain in her stomach sends them to the hospital. When doctors discover what’s causing the pain, it will improve their sex life forever.
Finally, a man and his girlfriend have sex, but he has a mind numbing headache when they are done. He’s think he’s having a stroke, but is that what’s happening. You’ll just have to watch to see what the real problem is.
Sadly, tonight is the summer finale for this show. So instead of thinking of this as breaking up, just think of it as taking a break until September when the show returns with much hotter and steamier episodes. Until then remember the lessons this show has taught you so far, be careful having sex outside and be careful when you place those toys!

Then at 11p on Buying Naked, Jackie has to try to sell a house to couple. The guy tells her that if they find the right one, he’s going to propose. So she knows she has her work cut out for her because who doesn’t want to see couple that’s meant to be with each other get engaged.
While Jackie is selling houses, Alex is dealing with a film crew that has come on to the community to shoot an ad for Jackie’s business. How will they handle seeing all of these naked people around them. Let’s say it is shock to their system.
Finally at 11:30p, the couple from the last episode are getting married and Jackie is helping out. The wedding planner didn’t fully understand that this was a nude wedding and she’s having issues with it all. Will she be able to get over them in order to make this a special day for the couple. Oh and yes the bride is nude, but she does wear something. Did you know there are stores that specializes in clothes for nudists.
On that note, there are mixed couples in the nudist world. So how do you sell a house to a textile and a nudist couple? Wait until you see the solution with hybrid communities. But is it enough to make both people in the relationship happy?
Finally, make sure to keep your eye out for one of the best/worst cover up in the show’s run so far. See if you can guess which instance I am taking about?


Sex Sent Me to the ER and Buying Naked are full of surprises!
July 12th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Sex Sent Me to the ER moves to 10p and you don’t want to miss this episode.
A woman comes into the ER complaining about stomach pains. When the doctor runs some tests, he finds out she is pregnant. What’s the big deal? She is in a monogamous relationship with a woman who is by her side. So how did she get pregnant? You have to tune in to find and to see the other surprise news she gets from the doctor.
Then another couple decides to experiment with a sex toy. Things are going along fabulously, until his mother walks in and the toy gets stuck. How will they get out of this situation? And can they get the toy out or will it be stuck in her forever?
Finally, a woman gave birth to a baby a year beforehand and since then she has had a lot of allergies and a lack of sexual desire. But now that she is feeling better, she decides to have sex again with her husband. After they do it she feels weird. She doesn’t think much about it, until they next time when they try it again. This time, she passes out and bumps her head really hard. She is rushed to hospital, and doctors are baffled by what’s making her sick. You’ll never believe what she is allergic to now. All I will say is seeing is believing.
Once again, Sex Sent Me has taught me that sex toys are bad; and so much more.

Then at 11 and 11:30p, it’s time for Buying Naked.
In the first episode, the Nudists decide to go to a bowling alley and show off their bowling balls. Only thing is no one told the Textiles that they were coming. How will the clothed react to it? Will Jackie get a new client from the outing?
It isn’t all about play, it is also about work. It’s time for Chandler to get his real estate license, and Jackie isn’t sure he is ready for it. What happens next is something you will never see coming and it might cost him his job. Is the last we have seen of him? I hope not because I’d buy a house from him.
Then at 11:30p, Jackie and the boys go to West Virginia to look for some potential buyers up there. I mean, why would a Nudist want to spend time in chilly West Virginia, if they can spend in warm Florida all the time. Right?
Now, I said Jackie and the boys went, I didn’t say anything about Alex. She stayed behind to show a house to some potential buyers. They all go to the pool and the couple tries to convince her to go nude with them. Will she do it? Then after they get some sun, it is time to see the house. When she goes to show them the beautiful backyard, she finds out someone is already there. Well that someone is an alligator. What will they do? Will she lose the sale? Will she get a new pair shoes out of it? You just have to watch the show to find out.
And I have come up with a drinking game for this show. Every time they come up with a creative way to hide a Nudist’s body part, drink. You’ll be drunk by the second episode.


« Previous entries Next entries »

website stats Google Analytics Alternative
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter