Many of us are as happy as pigs in mud when we have sex, but a couple finds out on tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER at 10p on TLC that having sex in the mud is a really bad idea. The day after they do it outdoors while mudding, they are sicker than dogs and don’t know what is wrong. They are rushed to the hospital, but doctors aren’t sure what is ailing them because the lovers don’t tell them everything happened. Will they come clean or will they just keep feeling dirty?
Another couple comes into the ER because the woman passed out after having sex in a hot tub. A doctor diagnoses her with an orgasm that is so orgasmic it caused her to pass out. When she secretly tells the doctor that her man has never given an orgasm, they are perplexed to how she got the pulmonary embolism. Now the doctors have to find the source of her air bubble and put a band-aid on her boyfriend’s ego.
Finally a couple have such amazing sex that the man fractured his pen!s. He broke it in such a bad way that it requires surgery. When he comes out, he is shorter than he was when he went into his girlfriend and operating room. Why did the doctors have to take away from his length? You will just have to watch for a lesson that all men must see so it doesn’t happen to them.
The whole episode is a must watch, so watch it or some day you will regret missing the important lesson that could’ve prevented you from going to the ER after sex!
Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches us tonight at 10p on TLC that vacuums and dummies are not meant to be used during sex!
A woman shows up to the ER with her husband whose junk is attached to a vacuum cleaner and now doctors are on a race against time to save his testicle. No matter what the doctors do to try to remove the hose from his hose, they are unsuccessful. Will they be able to do it in time or will the proper amount of suction do him in?
Then a man picks up a comedian, who uses a dummy as a prop, at a comedy club. When they take things into the bedroom, she brings the puppet with her. First, she sits it on a chair to watch, and then she has it join them in bed. When the man makes a sudden move in the bed, his wood gets impaled by the dummy. Now he has to go to the ER with a doll impaling his crotch. Will doctors be able to remove it or will he need a dummy down there?
Finally, a couple decide to have hot sex in a store at an ice rink, but something goes wrong and her vajayjay is swelling up and she is in a lot of pains. Doctors can’t figure out what is wrong because she lied to them about what happened. Will she come clean or will she will stay that way?
Tune in for another brilliant episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER that schools us on what not to do in the heat of the moment. I mean, who would’ve thought that vacuum cleaners and their suction capability could be so dangerous? Or that you shouldn’t have a three-way with an inanimate lifelike doll? These are important lessons that should not be missed.
Plus, when the episode is done, you are ready to try something that might send you to the ER. If you catch my drift!
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The New Year is off to a good start because Sex Sent Me to the ER is back on TLC tonight at 10p! That’s right, the show that teaches what not to try during sex romps is back with more lessons for us to enjoy.
A woman reads about Vagacials in a magazine and decides to try it for herself. Instead of going to a spa to get it done, she tries it at home. She has her husband mix up the ingredients and give her the facial down there. Only problem is, just before they are going to test it out the rejuvenated vajayjay, it makes her hoo-hah really hot and not in a good way. When nothing seems to work, they rush to the ER and no can stop her burning sensation. How did it all go so wrong? You don’t want to miss what was the cause of her hunk of burning love.
Then a woman promises her boyfriend that she will fulfill his sexual fantasy if he is her wingman at a 5K Zombie themed Race. You see, he has only wanted to do it during a Zombie Apocalypse and she grants him his wish on an empty school bus. Then when a Zombie climbs on the bus and scares them, she bumps her nose into his face. Now she is bleeding uncontrollably and refuses to go to the ER until she finishes the race. Will she finish it? You nose, I mean know, you want to know!
Finally, a pilot comes in to the ER complaining that he suddenly went blind in his eye for a few minutes. No one can figure out what is going on until his wife and him try to have sex in the exam room. What was the cause of his blindness? Let’s just say there is some truth to the old wives tale.
Tonight, is just the season premiere, and it is just going to get better and better with each episode. Kind of like the sex!
So get excited for a whole season of Sex Sent Me to the ER and two exciting specials. Those special episodes are Top 10 Mishaps and Top 10 Moments in the Wild. I can include the descriptions, but I think the titles speak for themselves.
The best Christmas gift is not coming until the day afterwards because that is when Sex Sent Me to the ER is back on TLC. Television’s best show will delight us and educate us again starting on December 26th and I can’t wait. Now I have another reason to be excited for Christmas to be over.
Now when it comes to the clip, who knew you needed protection not only on the little head, but the big one too if you are going to have sex on a bus during a Zombie Apocalypse? Maybe the Zombies ate their brains and that’s why didn’t have the brains to wait until they got home to have sex? Or at least until they were in their own car, where they couldn’t be caught by the walking dead. Although, the thrill of getting caught makes you feel more alive!
Tonight at 10p on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a couple get jungle fever between their legs when they get bitten by a centipede as they were having sex. No one wants to get that STI, Sexually Transmitted Insect. Ouch.
Another couple’s wedding night takes the cake and that sends them to the ER.
Finally the last couple party too hard on a party bus on the way to Mardi Gras and they spend their night in a hospital.
I can’t wait to see what tonight’s lessons are because I always learn something new and interesting I shouldn’t do in the bedroom.
