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Seth Rogen told Tom Cruise about internet p0rn
August 9th, 2018 under Seth Meyers, Seth Rogen, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Back when Tom Cruise was having his jumping on couches stage, he met with Seth Rogen to help repair his image. Instead, Rogen taught Cruise something he had no idea about. That thing is internet p0rn. That’s right, he did not know that is what the internet is for.

What happened after that, we are only left to imagine. Probably, the same thing we all did when we were left alone with a computer for the first time! Spent the whole time watching the good stuff.

That was only one of the stories that Rogen told Seth Meyers about the Top Gun on Late Night yesterday. As the actor was driving to meet Cruise, he really had to pee. He did not want to rush into the house and be like, ‘Dude where is the little boy’s room?’ Thus, as he was driving up the long windy driveway, he made a pit stop and peed in a Snapple bottle. Since I am a woman, I thought it would be an easy thing for a man to do, but apparently, it is not. Rogen had to position himself in a way to get it all in the bottle. Therefore, Rogen is assuming that Cruise has a video of him urinating in a bottle.

Which makes you think that Cruise does not get what internet p0rn is all about. Well besides that, it is also for putting up videos like that for the rest of the world to see. Or at least people like us who would totally check it out!


Seth Rogen signs away his life rights to Netflix
April 1st, 2018 under Netflix, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]

It was recently announced that Seth Rogen was moving his Hilarity for Charity event to Netflix on April 6th, and it turns out that is not all he doing with him then.

He signed a contract giving them everything and I do mean everything. As he says, “If it worked for Adam Sandler, it will work for me. Right? I guess.” Get ready for Rogenflix all the time. If you thought that Stranger Things was the only stranger thing on Netflix, be prepared for it not be anymore. I hope we get a sequel to The Interview out of this deal. How highlarious would that be?


Seth Rogen shares an epic throwback photo!
December 27th, 2017 under Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Seth Rogen, Sex and the City, Strange Encounters, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

For years, Seth Rogen was locked out of his Instagram account, but now he is back. Since he has not been on in like forever, he has to make up for lost time. One way to do that is by posting a long lost photo of himself hanging with Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Joe Namath, Sarah Jessica Parker and Lady Gaga. He did not say why they were all together like that, but he did say, “The conversation was exactly as awkward as you’d imagine.” Let’s be all honest, we all expected it to be extremely awkward with that bunch all together in one room. What do you think they talked about? Or do you even want to even know?

This is the best group photo shot since Liza Minnelli’s wedding to David Gest with Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor. Hard to believe that only one of them is still among us. Unlike Rogen’s photo where only one of them is no longer with us.


The Disaster Artist will live up to its name
July 19th, 2017 under James Franco, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]

James Franco and Seth Rogen have teamed up for another movie and this one looks like a disaster. Which is a good thing they called it The Disaster Artist.

The movie is based on Greg Sestero’s best-selling tell-all about the making of Tommy Wiseau’s cult-classic disasterpiece The Room (“The Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made”). I think instead of going to watch that movie on December 21st, I will stay home and watch the one it is based on.

I have learned it is safer to wait for Rogen’s films to be available on home video because they are more miss than hit even though they look like they are going to be a hit.


Seth Rogen and Dominic Cooper taken down by hot wings!
June 30th, 2017 under Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]

Sean Evans challenged Seth Rogen and Dominic Cooper to the Hot Sauce Challenge on First We Feast and after the last sauce they needed the Preacher to pray for them. Although for those of us who have seen Seth Rogen’s films, it is a prayer come true. As in revenge for sitting through Neighbors 2.

I am a sadist and I have seen plenty of these First We Feasts, and this one is by far my favorite. Mostly because it truly is revenge porn for me because Sausage Party was such a let down.


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