Salma Hayek posed nude for Allure magazine and she used her hands to cover up her areolas. Today when she was on Live with Kelly & Michael, Kelly Ripa wanted to know how her breasts remained looking as good as they do because she knows that the Oscar winner nursed.
Hayek then said that she had to apologize and Michael Strahan (because he is a man) was wondering for what. She told them, “I just thought that my hands were bigger.” Then she explained, “When I was doing it, I thought my hands were bigger, but obviously they are not big enough.”
I want to say to her, as a bigger chested woman, unless you have hands as big as Strahan’s, they are not going to cover up the girls. She should know that, we have had men try to cup our whole breast and they haven’t been able to do it with their hands. Not all, but I’ve had a few who were unsuccessful. And none of those men were upset their hands were too small. Same way that no man is upset her hands were too small in that photo.
Salma Hayek did a a collaboration with artist Youssef Nabil and french actor Tahar Rahim, and they asked her to do some Belly Dancing. Although we didn’t get to see her shake her hips, we got the next best thing. We got to see her dressed up as a Belly Dancer. Boys, if that doesn’t get the thing between your hips to do a dance, I don’t know what will?
I know there are guys who will find this video of Salma Hayek sexy, but I am beyond creeped out. Especially when she bites down and you hear the crunch. I cringe every time I hear it. Now that Instagram has autoreplay, that’s every few seconds because I keep forgetting to hit stop.
Have you ever wondered what Salma Hayek looks in the morning before she gets out of bed? Well, over the weekend, she made your dreams come true as she introduced her pets to the world wide web.
Not only do you get to see her in bedroom glory, you also got to meet Zsa Zsa, Toto, Blue and Diva. Sadly though, with the five of them in the bed, unfortunately there’s no room for you.
BTW she even looks fabulous when she just wakes up in the morning which makes me so jealous of her.
Salma Hayek was a guest on Late Night and she wanted to show Jimmy Fallon how to message his neck. So she grabbed him by the tie and started to loosen it up. As you can see by his face the NBC host rather enjoyed what was happening him. Then when she was done, she told him she was not going to massage him. So he said he was going to have to self-massage. A joke I am not sure she got. And of course she followed it up by saying first you need to get some moisturizer which is something we all know is needed for a male self massage!
Now it was time for the big reveal on how to do it and basically she wants to you beat the tip of the chin with your hands over and over and over again until you are satisfied.
Then once the demonstration was over, she told Fallon “You can dressed now, we’re done.”
I have to admit I actually felt for Fallon on that one because with all of that lead up she gave him, he really wasn’t left with much. But I am sure his wife was very happy when he got home!
BTW am I the only one who can’t stop messaging herself after watching Salma do her thing.
