Remember in Borat when Sacha Baron Cohen wore a neon green mankini, and you thought there is no way he could ever wear something that was skimpier than that? Well, we were wrong, and our poor eyes are suffering because of it.
The actor, writer, and director is back with a new Borat movie, which means he is wearing a new mankini for Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm’s poster art. Sadly, as offensive, as it is, it will not be the most offensive thing in the movie that starts streaming October 23rd on Amazon Prime.
This is a good thing because we need to see how the British man from Kazakhstan exposes parts of America for what it is. Don’t believe me. To watch the trailer, then click here!
Sacha Baron Cohen shocked us all with his Showtime show Who Is America. Or I should say, he shocked the people he interviewed when he showed them how stupid and full of hate they are with his undercover talk show.
Who is America brought down a few politicians (whose names I won’t mention because they need to remain forgotten) and today he earned 3 Emmy nominations for his work on it. Like the other nominees, he wrote a thank to you to the Academy. However, he did it in his own special way!
Thank you to the EMMYs for the nominations for Who Is America. It was a bare-bones production – I went out into the heartland of this country armed only with a camera crew, a makeup kit and my trusted pedophile detector.
I want to thank my crack team of researchers told to uncover bigotry, racism and hate in the US. That took them about 30 seconds… they just started following the President.
While I am flattered at these nods, it is a shame that my co-stars were not recognized. Particularly Dick Cheney, who I had hoped would come across on camera as someone who’d gleefully sent hundreds of thousands to their pointless death – and boy did he deliver. I’ve played some lunatics in my time, but the look of vacuous evil in his eyes as he autographed a waterboard kit, would put Daniel Day Lewis to shame.
There’s one more person I need to thank even though she didn’t appear in the final project, Sarah Palin. Sarah, if you are out there, and you are WAY out there, please know the last time unseen footage generated as much interest, was when Donald Trump visited a Moscow hotel room.
Thankfully, Palin won’t understand why this is a diss. However, we will. When it comes to that other tape, Cohen should not assume that she has not seen it. After all, she can see Russia from her house, and I am sure they are playing it on all the video billboards there. Therefore, she has seen it.
https://youtu.be/943d4fZUTHA
Most people who saw Borat did not find themselves laughing even once. Charlize Theron made up for it for all of us. She told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday, that she laughed so hard half way through the movie that her neck locked up.
It was so bad that she had to be taken away in an ambulance and spent five days in the hospital because of it. Even though she is healed now, she still has not seen the rest of the movie. Which normal people would tell her is a good thing, but I think she might actually like it.
You know, I wonder if Sacha Baron Cohen knows about this. If he does not, then someone needs to tell him. This way he will book her for his next prohect and she will laugh all the way to bank or maybe the hospital. While we go to see that movie and not understand why she thought it was so funny.
Anyone who has seen a Sacha Baron Cohen movie knows there are going to have a lot of grotesque scenes. The grossest one has to be the elephant scene in The Brothers Grimsby.
Guess what? Isla Fisher told Conan O’Brien tonight that she actually took her father, her step-mom and her children there on that very day. She did not check the call sheet that morning, so she had no idea what they were doing. She saw elephants and thought it was safe and fun for the fam. Boy, was she wrong.
What did she do? She grabbed her family and said let’s go to lunch. Smart move. Marrying him, well that is a whole other discussion.
Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are both petite, redheads who look very much alike. Thus, it is hard to tell them apart, even if they are in the same movie like Nocturnal Animals.
That was then, this is now. Mrs. Sacha Baron Cohen has a new look for the New Year. She went blonde. Now she no longer looks like Adams. Instead, she is Penelope Cruz’s twin when she was in American Crime Story. Do you see it too?
Do thinks Adams looks better having some fun or when she is on fire?
