Believe it or not, Ryan Seacrest has never caught COVID-19…until now. The host called into Live with Kelly and Ryan today and told Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos that he tested positive a few days ago.
He described his symptoms as a sore throat, chills, and aches. And thinks he is on the other side of it.
However, Kelly suggested that he take a hot, hot, hot bath with Epsom salt and an entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Then her real husband said to her TV husband, “But if you do that, then the carpet might not match the drapes.” To which Seacrest said that isn’t high on his list of priorities now.
And now I have that image stuck in my head. Does anyone know if extreme nausea is a symptom of coronavirus because I suddenly feel the need the hurl?
Ryan Seacrest forgot to do something before he went on the air yesterday. He forgot to zip his pants zipper.
Unfortunately for us, he realized and fixed his mistake before his wardrobe malfunction got really embarrassing for him.
However, his Live with Kelly and Ryan guest host, Carson Kresley, assumed it was because of him and said, “I guess you’re just happy to see me!”
Seacrest was, but not in that way. You see, the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy host was responsible for it because Seacrest made a quick wardrobe change when he saw how snazzy his co-host looked.
No one likes to dress casual when their partner is all dressed up with somewhere to go.
Wanda Sykes hosted the Oscars this year with Amy Schumer and Regina Hall. As we know, it was a memorable night, but not for the movies that won.
So yesterday, when the comedian was on Live with Kelly and Ryan, Ryan Seacrest wanted to know if she would do it again. Sykes told him, “Oh! Hell! No!”
“I shouldn’t say it like that,” the actress said, “It was an amazing honor. I think it is something you want to do. You do it once. And I don’t know if I would want to do it again. It is a huge job. It took a lot of people to clean me up.”
Personally, I would love to see her get a do-over. I think she could host Hollywood’s biggest night all by herself, and it will be an enjoyable show. The three hosts thing just didn’t work.
Bowen Yang was on Live with Kelly and Ryan today, and he told them that Faye Dunaway wants to confront him on Saturday Night Live.
Why is the legendary actress after him? That is because the comedian’s Instagram page uses the handle Faye Dunaway. When the real Faye Dunaway heard about that, she told people she wants to take him on, on live TV.
So now Yang has to plan the scenario where that happens. If he doesn’t do a Mommie Dearest bit, then he needs to do a Pete Davidson and leave the show.
Ryan Seacrest revealed on Live with Kelly and Ryan today that he had to change his under during American Idol yesterday.
As soon as I read that headline, I thought he sh!t in his pants. Unfortunately, that was not the case. Instead, the underwear he was wearing didn’t work with his suit because it showed off a bulge that the family-friendly audience would not approve of seeing.
So during a break, the host’s suit stylist, Miles, came up to him and told him he would have to change his briefs. Well, he told Miles that he didn’t bring an extra pair with him. What to do? What to do? Miles’ solution was that Seacrest could wear his tighty whities.
What did Seacrest do? He changed into Miles’ shorter and tighter underies. I am with Kelly Ripa on this, and that is so gross. There is no way I would’ve done it. Seacrest could have just kept his jacket buttoned up.
There are things that I will do for a job, but I will quit before I do that. Would you wear someone else’s underwear?
I seriously cannot comment anymore because I am so like grossed out to the max. Maybe it is a woman thing, but so yuck.
