Forget The Odyssey, Disclosure Day, Master of the Universe, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Toy Story 5, and The Avengers: Doomsday. The movie everyone should go see this year is Stop! That! Train!
The Comedy Disaster film is up there with Airplane and Naked Gun with slapstick brilliance. The humor might look simple, but it is harder to achieve than trying to tuck into a thong that is two sizes too small when you are two sizes too big, if you know what I mean.
The Comaster follows best friends Tess (Ginger Minj) and DeeDee (Jujubee), train stewardesses who trade their dreary shifts on the Stank Rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express. When a catastrophic “Stormaganza” threatens to derail the high-speed train and crash it into Los Angeles, the duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first class attendants (Symone, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Marcia Marcia Marcia) and President Gagwell (RuPaul) to save the day in this wild ride of camp and comedy.
A movie this epic needs a cast to match. And they have it in Symone, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Latrice Royale, Monét X Change, Rachel Bloom, Matt Rogers, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Visage, Chris Parnell, Jerry O’Connell, Lisa Rinna, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Charo, Brian Jordan Alvarez, Natasha Leggero, Drew Droege, Raven-Symoné, and Joel McHale.
The only drag thing about the Summer Blockbuster is the Queens who star in it.
Sashay your way to movie theaters on June 12th for a ride you are never going to want to get off!
When I wasn’t watching Horror movies with my dad, we were watching parody/slapstick comedies together, like Airplane, Kentucky Fried Movie, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Mel Brooks’ movies, and so on. Therefore, I appreciate the smart humor (because it is not easy to write what is perceived as stupid humor) and wish there were more movies that were in on the joke when they attempt that format.
Well, we have one cumming, I mean coming with Stop! That! Train! And I, for one, cannot wait to see it!
The trailer had me at 10 seconds in with, “Tell it to me straight…Now, tell it to me at gay!” At that moment, I knew this film was going to be a nonstop laugh riot.
STOP! THAT! TRAIN! follows best friends Tess (Ginger Minj) and DeeDee (Jujubee), train stewardesses who trade their dreary shifts on the Stank Rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express. When a catastrophic “Stormaganza” threatens to derail the high-speed train and crash it into Los Angeles, the duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first class attendants (Symone, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Marcia Marcia Marcia) and President Gagwell (RuPaul) to save the day in this wild ride of camp and comedy.
It also stars Latrice Royale, Monét X Change, Rachel Bloom, Matt Rogers, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Visage, Chris Parnell, Jerry O’Connell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Charo, Brian Jordan Alvarez, Natasha Leggero, Drew Droege, Raven-Symoné, and Joel McHale.
The comedic Disaster movie is directed by Adam Shankman.
Stop! That! Train! rides into theaters on June 12th.
For the first time ever, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars will introduce a brand-new format across twelve episodes: the Tournament of All Stars. The queens will be divided into three groups of six, each competing in their own bracket across three episodes. At the end of each bracket, the top three queens with the highest point totals will advance to the semi-finals, where they’ll go head-to-head with the top queens from the other groups in another round of fierce competition over two episodes. The tournament will then culminate in an epic Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown grand finale episode, where the finalists will battle it out for a grand prize of $200,000 and a place in the coveted Drag Race Hall of Fame.
And if it is going to be the 10th season, then you better have some judges that make the Queens want to work, and they do. The guest judges include Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Colman Domingo, Kate Beckinsale, Ice Spice, Chappell Roan, Susanne Bartsch, Adam Shankman, Jamal Sims, Mayan Lopez, Devery Jacobs, and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Who are this season’s All Stars? They are Acid Betty, Aja, Alyssa Hunter, Bosco, Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Daya Betty, DeJa Skye, Denali, Ginger Minj, Irene the Alien, Jorgeous, Kerri Colby, Lydia B Kollins, Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Nicole Paige Brooks, Olivia Lux, Phoenix, and Tina Burner.
If you were to ask Drag Queens who their celebrity role models are, they would probably say Cher, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Diana Ross, and Liza Minnelli.
Well, one of them is coming to RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Season 17 finale, and she will be presented with the Giving Us Lifetime Achievement Award.
Who is it? It is Liza with Z, because life will always be a Cabaret for her and all the beautiful Drag Queens out there.
There is no longer maybe this time, it is this time! And that time is going to be on April 18th!
Are you like me and don’t know what to do with your hands when you are taking a photo? Not anymore. That is because Rupaul, the man who knows how to work, gave us a quick lesson on how to do it right.
And with that, I am ready for my far away! You know, because a close-up won’t show our arms!
