On Saturday night Comedy Central taped their Roast of Roseanne and her ex-husband Tom Arnold was a surprise Roaster at the show that airs this Sunday at 10p. No one but Arnold, Barr and a few others knew he was going to be at the show. In fact according to what he told TMZ, he wasn’t even sure he was going to do it until the last minute. Roseanne Tweeted her side of how it happened, by saying “I invited Tom Arnold2 roast me-he was afraid& his publicists insisted he NOT do it-but after I assured him it would be tame, he came.” Then she added, “Tom Arnold and I have a lifetime restraining order from each other-so there is no way he would ever have just showed up/ violated that”. Tom Arnold responded to that by saying, “Hahaha!” And that was how I reacted to his Roasting of Roseanne. He has matured a lot since their marriage and divorce and kept his part very classy and extremely funny. As he ended his time, he said something so sweet about Roseanne that you can tell he got choked up about it and so will you. That is until after the commercial break because Gilbert Gottfried will having you shedding tears of laughter. All I will tell you about that is one word and that word is “Rozilla!”
So tune in to the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne this Sunday at 10p to see two exes reconnect after 18 years, in one of the worst forums to have such a reunion. Well it was bad for them, and great for us! I promise you won’t be disappointed.
On August 12th Roseanne will finally get what some people have been dreaming of doing to her for a really long time, Comedy Central is going to Roast the sitcom Queen. Although Tom Arnold and the cast of Roseanne will not be sitting on the Dais, Comedy Central announced today just who will be there to throw some jabs at the Presidential candidate. Her TV mother-in-law’s real life daughter Carrie Fisher will be there, along with Katey Sagal who lost out on Emmys to her, Sharon Stone who once guest starred on the top rated sitcom will show us just how funny she is and finally Seth Green most likely stole Seth MacFarlane’s invite to be on the show. So now we know which actors will be joking around with her, which comedians will be showing up too? They are Anthony Jeselnik, Jeffrey Ross and Amy Schumer. I have to admit this is the best Dais I have seen for a Comedy Central Roast in a while, that I can’t wait to cover the red carpet on Sunday! I don’t know what it is, but I just love Roseanne Barr Thomas Arnold Pentland.
Roseanne Barr was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Password. The Presidential candidate and the host had to guess a word from clues given to them by an audience member. Fallon’s audience member said pink and he said singer. Then it was the comedian’s turn and her person said bird. Of course now you know what the word is, but she thought it was vag!na. How she got there from pink bird, I have no idea but then again who has any idea what she does most of the time.
…and how you never want to see her again. Roseanne Barr Tweeted the above picture and said, “Fat old Jew” I think the woman who is going to be Roasted by Comedy Central left out a few adjectives, don’t you agree. Which words would you add to describe that photo of her?
Comedy Central has roasted Charlie Sheen, William Shatner, Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, David Hasselhoff, Bob Saget, Joan Rivers and now they are going to roast their first ever Presidential candidate…Roseanne Barr. That’s right on Sunday, August 12th the sitcom star will be the latest target and I can’t wait to see how they make fun of her. While I think that they have a lot to choose from, here is what she said about it “All I can say is good luck finding anything about me to make fun of… I mean, I’ve never made a mistake or offended anyone in my life!†What makes her roast so awesome, is that she is truly funny comedian who is going to roast the dais harder than they will do her.
Now when it comes to the dais, please let them get John Goodman to be the Roast Master. I also would love to see several of the cast members from Roseanne like Becky 1 and Becky 2 and some of the writers like Chuck Lorre and Joss Whedon on the panel. But my ultimate choice to be a surprise guest would be her ex-husband Tom Arnold. Could you imagine what we would say about her? Who do you want to see rip her new one?
