Long before Netflix used CGI (scream) to de-age actors in the Oscar-losing (too soon?) film The Irishman, Paul Reubens told Conan O’Brien they did it to him. Since the actor is not as young as he used to be, he did not want kids to see his older face in 2016’s Pee Wee’s Big Holiday. Therefore, they went into the editing room, used some CGI (scream), and made him look 30 years younger.
Was the CGI (scream) expensive? Reubens said it would have been cheaper to get five or six facelifts. If there is ever a sequel, I am sure they will have him go under the knife instead of through the cut.
Why isn’t there a sequel? Oh yeah, it cost too much money to make him look like he is in his 30’s again with CGI (scream).
In all seriousness, he looks fantastic for 67. Personally, I still see him as the Pee Wee Herman we always knew. The one who went to the movies… Too soon?
To see what a difference the digital facelift made, then click here!
Andy Samberg sat down with Playboy and they wanted to know if he would ever take his dick out of the box for a movie or a TV show. He told them, “I don’t think I’d ever do it, because of the internet. Once you show your dick, that’s the first image that comes up on Google for the rest of your life. I don’t want my dick on the internet.” Too bad because I wanted to see if it is the gift that keeps on giving or if it is something I would return.
Something he can’t return is how he lost his virginity. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine star revealed how it happened, “I believe, 16 or 17. It was at summer camp. I was on the junior staff and she was girls’ head counselor. She was 24. She could tell I probably was a virgin. I was flirty; there was a friendship and a playful thing between us, but I didn’t really think it would ever be real because of the age difference. I think she just decided for me.” Then he added, “It was only once. I wouldn’t say I was good, but it was great for me.”
Before he got it on with that older lady, there was another older woman that he bopped for. That woman is She Bops’ singer Cyndi Lauper. He said that when he was kid, he would listen to her first album She’s So Unusual all the time and he is still “enamored” with her until this day. He has never met the singer, but he told their mutual friend, Pee Wee Herman, that he is in love with her. Yet Paul Reubens has not introduced the two of them.
I wonder if they ever met, what he would give her? What could it be? Could it be a Dick in a Box? And would she bop to it?
I don’t know about you, but I personally forgot that Netflix is doing a Pee-wee Herman movie. Well, good things come to those who wait because they just released the first look at Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday and March 18th can’t come soon enough.
Seriously, didn’t these :40 seconds just bring a smile to your face? I know it turned my frown upside down!
It’s like the wholesome movie we’ve all been waiting for, is finally here. A whole new generation will be introduced Pee-wee Herman and that is a very good thing. Heck, if it does really well, then maybe they will bring back his show too. Then the word of the day will be, “awesome!”
Pee Wee Herman is back and he’s filming a movie with Judd Apatow. Pee Wee’s Big Holiday will stream on Netflix, but when we don’t know. Until then, we can just love this photo of him taking a break with the director while filming it.
BTW can you believe he ended the popular kids show almost a quarter of a century because he doesn’t look like he aged a day in those 25 years!
A woman in Mexico left a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey in handcuffs, and it wasn’t the way she wanted to be placed in them. Let’s just say she was really excited to see the movie, so much so she needed to relieve some of that excitement as she watched it. Translation, it was a pleasure for her to watch the film, so she pleasured herself.
As Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard can tell you, that is something you can’t do in a movie theater. That is exactly why some of the theater goers called the police on the 33 year unmarried woman according to La Verdad.
Next time she should just stay at home, read the book and watch some p0rn. It will be a lot more pleasurable and cheaper.
BTW Fifty Shades of Grey will give RedBox a whole new meaning when its released on home video. If you rent it, I would make sure to thoroughly clean it with antibacterial soap before you watch it. You don’t know what the person who saw it before you did with the DVD.
