Before Leslie Jordan was killing people with a frying pan on Boston Legal, he was a thief on Pee Wee’s Playhouse. He looks the same now as he did when he was 35 in taht 1990 episode.
Before Paul Reubens wore a red bowtie as Pee Wee Herman, he wore a black one in The Blues Brothers. He looks the same now as he did when he was 27 in that 1980 movie.
I never knew this until now, but I need Charo and Pee Wee Herman to be a thing. The two met up in Las Vegas over the weekend, and all we got was this photo.
It is not enough; I need more. Netflix give them a classic type of variety show together. I promise it will be a hit! Just like the movie you gave him!
Here is an example of what it would be like if it happened. Isn’t it everything and more?
Long before Netflix used CGI (scream) to de-age actors in the Oscar-losing (too soon?) film The Irishman, Paul Reubens told Conan O’Brien they did it to him. Since the actor is not as young as he used to be, he did not want kids to see his older face in 2016’s Pee Wee’s Big Holiday. Therefore, they went into the editing room, used some CGI (scream), and made him look 30 years younger.
Was the CGI (scream) expensive? Reubens said it would have been cheaper to get five or six facelifts. If there is ever a sequel, I am sure they will have him go under the knife instead of through the cut.
Why isn’t there a sequel? Oh yeah, it cost too much money to make him look like he is in his 30’s again with CGI (scream).
In all seriousness, he looks fantastic for 67. Personally, I still see him as the Pee Wee Herman we always knew. The one who went to the movies… Too soon?
To see what a difference the digital facelift made, then click here!
Andy Samberg sat down with Playboy and they wanted to know if he would ever take his dick out of the box for a movie or a TV show. He told them, “I don’t think I’d ever do it, because of the internet. Once you show your dick, that’s the first image that comes up on Google for the rest of your life. I don’t want my dick on the internet.” Too bad because I wanted to see if it is the gift that keeps on giving or if it is something I would return.
Something he can’t return is how he lost his virginity. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine star revealed how it happened, “I believe, 16 or 17. It was at summer camp. I was on the junior staff and she was girls’ head counselor. She was 24. She could tell I probably was a virgin. I was flirty; there was a friendship and a playful thing between us, but I didn’t really think it would ever be real because of the age difference. I think she just decided for me.” Then he added, “It was only once. I wouldn’t say I was good, but it was great for me.”
Before he got it on with that older lady, there was another older woman that he bopped for. That woman is She Bops’ singer Cyndi Lauper. He said that when he was kid, he would listen to her first album She’s So Unusual all the time and he is still “enamored” with her until this day. He has never met the singer, but he told their mutual friend, Pee Wee Herman, that he is in love with her. Yet Paul Reubens has not introduced the two of them.
I wonder if they ever met, what he would give her? What could it be? Could it be a Dick in a Box? And would she bop to it?
