Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Paul McCartney is back to playing the field or should I say beach! Paul McCartney might be a senior citizen but he doesn't have the body of one! We still love you at 64 (plus 1)!!! 

I guess that Heather Mills way of saying you are "all wet" to Paul McCartney's attorney even though she technically lost. So why did Heather pour a jug of water on her head, well according to the Daily Mail:

A source said: “Mills believes that Shackleton accused her of trying it on by appearing at one legal meeting in a wheelchair to gain sympathy.

“More than anyone else, Mills felt this woman had a personal grudge against her. She felt personally attacked by Fiona Shackleton.”

She felt personally attacked, how should Shackleton feel? Shackelton has the right to press chargers against her to find her in attempt of court and I really hope she does it. In fact I hope she sues her for $48.6 million the exact amount Heather got from Paul.

BTW I guess Donald Trump thought Heather's action were classy because he made the one-legged b!tch a Judge at the Miss USA pageant. What did the show's hosts Donny and Marie do to deserve her?

Finally almost two years after they split Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are officially divorced! But sadly she limped away with $48.6 million according to AP.

A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.

"I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.

The court also ruled that the couple's 4-year-old daughter Beatrice should receive a "periodical payments order" of $70,000 per annum. On top of that, McCartney will pay for the child's nanny and school fees.

Now that Heather Mills got her $48.6 million, let's see if she will donate most of it to charity like she said she would when they first started battling out in court. That and go away and never be seen or heard from again.

First there were rumors that Paul McCartney and Christie Brinkley might have a connection, now two weeks later it is him and Renee Zellweger. And the two of them together on Saturday did not make Christie Brinkley happy according to the New York Daily News. Looking at those pictures it looks like he is putting his moves on both girls and they seem happy to put the moves back on him. Can't say I blame them because he is a good catch, but them on the other hand…well Christie has had multiple divorces and Renee has problems keeping her relationships going including a very short lived marriage. I wonder who he will flirt with at the next Hampton Social? 

 

Daily Mail is saying that Heather Mills is finally putting down her shield around Paul McCartney and after two years the two are finally being civil around each other. Maybe now she will grant him the divorce and get on her with life and out of ours.