This Morning on ITV in London had some very interesting guests on its morning news show in the last few days and I am sure you will be excited to watch. As excited as I was when I watched.
The first segment is about a man, who sadly lost his pen!s and a test!cle in an accident when he was 6 years old, and now Mohammed Abad has a bionic one. Since he did not really have one, he searched for a hospital that could help him. Finally, it happened. And that meant, that “it” could happen.
After searching for Mrs. Right, he found a woman on Facebook who was willing to help him lose his virginity. At first, it did not work. But as they say, “If at first, you do not succeed, then try, try again.” And they did. Two hours, later both of them were very happy. In fact, Charlotte Rose, a sex worker, says the guy who crafted his pen!s should create more. If you get what she means!
Maybe Abad should change his name to Averygood!
Then there is Kirsty Wright, who can lift 2 pounds with her baby maker. She found that out after her she had her third child. That baby left her having problems holding in her pee. A friend told her to try jade eggs because they help to strengthen the vaginal wall.
Wright’s muscle of love got so strong, she wanted to see if she could lift weights with it. She can. She is up to two whole pounds and I should be able to do that too by the end of the end of the day. Because after watching what she can do, I don’t need a jade egg to build up my wall. If you catch my drift. Men, this video is probably the equivalent of you watching another man getting hit down there.
Talking about men, she said he never had an orga$m until she started working out, or would it be in? Anyways, maybe GOOP was onto something.
Jelly Belly has two new flavors for their fifth edition of BeanBoozled. They are Dirty Dishwater and Stink Bug. Who would want to eat those? Well, you won’t know you are eating them, because they look like Birthday Cake and Toasted Marshmallow, respectively. Therefore, you think you think you are eating the sweet flavor, but you are actually eating ones that make you want to hurl.
On that note, that is one of the old flavors from BeanBoozled. The 20 flavors in this edition are Barf, Berry Blue, Birthday Cake, Booger, Buttered Popcorn, Canned Dog Food, Chocolate Pudding, Coconut, Dead Fish, Dirty Dishwater, Juicy Pear, Peach, Rotten Egg, Stinky Socks, Spoiled Milk, Stink Bug, Strawberry Banana Smoothie, Toasted Marshmallow, Toothpaste and Tutti-Fruitti.
As nasty as they sound, I want to try every one of them. Just to see what they taste like. Then, after I had one of each, I will put them all in a bowl and give it to my friends. But I won’t tell them about the yucky flavors, I will just let them think they are all the yummy ones. Is that wrong?
If you are not evil like me, then you can add BeanBoozled to your game night. For just $13.99, you can buy the game that comes with two packs of the jellybeans and a spinner. Imagine how much fun it will be to play after a few drinks? Maybe not because one or more of those flavors will make them want to barf! Most likely the one that tastes like barf!
Kassie Bevier met Nick Lewan in a class at Grand Valley State University and realized they are both are identical twins. On their first date out, they told the Today show today that brought their twins along. While Zack had a thing for Krissie, she did not have a thing for him. Eventually, she gave up running away from him and ran towards him. Now four years later they are both getting married this weekend a day apart.
Even though Kassie and Nick met each other first, they are getting married on Saturday. While their twins are getting married the day beforehand according to The Jackson Citizen Patriot. That is one of the very few things that they will have on their own. Both couples got engaged together at the Henry Ford Museum as their parents looked on. Then after they say I do, they will be living together in the same 2-bedroom apartment as three out of the four of them finish their advanced schooling. Good thing they are all twins because not many newlyweds would want to live with another newlywed couple.
The one question, I have not seen anyone ask them. Is did any of the twins pretended to be the other one a date? They went on a lot of double dates together, so it seems like it would be easy,
Let’s hope their married life is easy and not full of double trouble. BTW does this mean they will have quadruplets since twins skip a generation? While that might not happen, they might all become parents on the same day. Picture that headline, Identical twins who married identical twins have a baby on the same day.
Have you ever pondered what the Hamburger Helper looks like under his white glove? Nope. While you and I haven’t, @soongrowtired did and even drew some pictures of what he was thinking. One with a head in the palm and the other with a full skeleton in the mid section.
Somehow, Hamburger Helper heard about his plight to unglove the oversized hand and replied back to the curious fan with, “I cannot be defined by your so-called human standards.” Then two hours later, they revealed the answer to one of the great mysteries of our time that we did not know we needed the answer to.
Remember two and a half years ago, when #TheDress divided friends and families as they argued if it was black and blue or white and gold? Well, there is a new dress and it is a pair of sneakers. Look at the picture because The Shoe Thing is asking, “What colour is this[?]” Are they pink and white or gray and teal? What I see is not what you might see, so what so do you see?
