Today was the 98th annual Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog-Eating Contest and for the seventh year in the row, 29 year old Joey Chestnut, was the ultimate hot dog. He broke his own record by downing 69 wieners in just ten minutes, something no p0rn star can say they have ever done.
So what does he get for eating all of those hot dogs in 10 minutes, he gets $1,000 for each minute of the competition. It’s almost worth it to have all of that mysterious meat in your stomach for $10,000. Almost.
BTW ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to tell you all he has a girlfriend. I assume she is with him because she knows what he is good at and that can come in very helpful if you know what I mean!
via Adventure Rider
You would think if you are going to come up with a mascot for your product called Super Viagra that your statue would have a “you know” bigger than the pill itself. I mean does his little thingy make you want to buy the product? It makes me think he needs a different pill like ExtenZe.
via Daily Mail
So we have seen some stupid trends in 2011 like Planking, Owling and Coneing, now in 2012 a group of teens are trying to get people to do Falling. Basically you go to a shopping center and fall around costumers. I am a sadist and enjoy watching people hurt themselves, but this video didn’t make me laugh once. Falling can be funny (watch John Ritter on Three’s Company) if it is done right, but this wasn’t done right.
I know they are asking people to submit their videos, but don’t do it unless you can do it right. And that means don’t hurt the people who aren’t involved because that is plain stupid. The only people who should be getting hurt are the people Falling, now that’s funny!
Fame Pictures
The Museum of Sex has done it again and this time they are doing it by showing off what sex looks like with no clothes and no skin! It gives new meaning to bone rattling sex!
BTW I wonder if no dogs are allowed? They would have a field day there, especially with couple that are doing it doggie style!!!
Back in 1987 a young actor named Matthew Perry was starring in a show called Second Chance that was about a guy who died and gets a second to change his eternal path by reliving his mistakes and correcting them. Well the show starts out in the then distance time 2011 and predicts that Muammar Gaddafi will die in that year.
Well now it is 24 years later and the 1 season wonder (that I loved) was right, they were just off by three months. If I were a world leader or a celebrity from 1987, I would watch the full series to make sure they didn’t predict my death too…
