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June 23rd, 2011 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on America’s Got Talent one of the guys auditioning on the show did a dance with stripper poles and after he was done and the judges critiqued him, Nick Cannon gave it his best stripper try. You know what Mr Mariah Carey has some sexy moves, so much so I bet his wife wants add one in the bedroom for him.
Once the NBC show is done for the season and he is looking for a nighttime job to keep himself busy and away from his divas (Mimi and Monroe) he should honestly consider working as a stripper. His last name sets him up perfectly for the job. And I know I would give him a hand full of singles to see him work a pole like that in person.

Nick Cannon says that Mariah Carey’s labor drove him to the psych ward!!!

May 12th, 2011 under George Lopez, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight yesterday and he talked to George Lopez about his brand new twins. He shared with the TBS late night host about the birthing experience and how his son and daughter got their names.
As prepared as Nick was for their birth and even with a few test runs, he still freaked out when the actual time came. He was so nervous that he got lost in the hospital and found himself in the psych ward instead of the maternity one. What a way for the boy and girl to start off their first day in the world.
Now when it comes to their names even with the written explanations Moroccan Scott and Monroe sounded kind of unusual. Well now that he explained their meanings and importance they sound so much better. As we know their daughter was named after Marilyn Monroe and they chose her last name because it is a “strong name for a woman.” I personally love the name. Now when it comes to their son, who was named after a room in their place, it was also the same room that they got engaged in. How sweet is that? And his parents don’t call him by his full name, instead they call him Rock. That will definitely help him as he grows up from getting teased by his classmates.
Nick also revealed that twins are still in the hospital and they will be home any day now. Let’s hope they bring them home ASAP because if I were a baby I would want to experience their nursery as soon as I could.

Mariah Carey is going to want to shoot Nick out of a Cannon!

April 21st, 2011 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon is days away from becoming a father for the first time to twins and he is sad that he is going to be on paternity leave for 2 weeks from his radio show. So what did he do so that is listeners from 92.3 can still talk to him during that leave, he gave out his phone number. That’s right if you want to talk to him, you can call (212) 524-2998. To prove the number was real he called it during his show and his wife, who just returned from the hospital after another labor scare, picked up the phone and confirmed it is their number. In fact they called it back for a second time and you got to hear their answering machine message. Something I am sure Nick is going to hear a lot when he calls and begs Mariah Carey for forgiveness. You know she has to be p!ssed that they now have to change their number because their phone won’t stop ringing anytime soon.
So call it while you can? And ask Mariah what she is going to do her first baby for giving out their home number.

UPDATE: Since there seems to be a problem with the embedded code from his broadcast, someone posted video of them calling his home number and you can see and hear that it really is their number.

Nick Cannon’s baby baby news!

December 16th, 2010 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

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Nick Cannon put the rumors to rest about whether or not his wife Mariah Carey is having twins. The America’s Got Talent host conformed on his radio show that his Sweet Fantasy is going to make him a daddy twice over in a few months. He said, “They (The Obamas), ironically enough, questioned my wife about, you know, ‘So, what are you having, are you having twins?’ And at this point she hadn’t told anybody anything because doctors advised us to keep it to ourselves until we get further along. And because of the excitement, because of the emotion, she was overwhelmed [and] she shared with the President and First Lady that we are having twins.” I guess when it is a Presidential order, you have to respond.
BTW I thought she was having twins, but they were her breasts. Those things have gotten huge.

Nick Cannon takes on Chelsea Handler

October 15th, 2010 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

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So Chelsea Handler Tweeted about Nick Cannon and he didn’t like what she said so he Tweeted a bunch of insults back.

CH: I just heard nick cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?

NC: Wow @chelseahandler I actaully used to have respect for you as a comic. But for one artist to diss another in the same art form. #Tasteless

NC: @chelseahandler just ask your boy Joe Koi about how I smashed this years Montreal fest! RealComicSh!t#

NC: Soon as I get off stage tonight, I’m going in on @chelseahandler I’m about to be relentless! OFF WITH HER HEAD but right now I got to focus

CH: @nickcannon pls drink this before you tweet me again. (A picture of a can Grape Crush)

NC: Okay just left the gotham comedy club in NY, STANDING OVATION! Back tomorrow night! Now let’s address this @chelseahandler negativity…

NC: B4 we get to the jokes @chelseahandler … All Comics, on sum real shit, Isn’t it comedy 101 that one comic never heckles another comic?

NC: Funny how all of @chelseahandler fans are coming at my like I did something to her. I don’t even know this broad! She on my shit!

NC: Comics don’t heckles comics that’s like a Pimp snitching on a Pimp! #fakeshit

NC: @chelseahandler But since it’s all in fun and supposedly just comedy, Let’s get to the muthafukin’ JOKES!!

NC: Everyone knows @Chelseahandler had sex with the head of E! for her show. So when its canceled does he get residual pussy for the reruns?

NC: @chelseahandler Looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag nickels!

NC: Just talked to @50cent He said he made @chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!

NC: @50cent wasn’t hitting @chelseahandler they was just sharing testosterone tips

NC: @Chelseahandler @Howardstern @Eminem Why do all these angry ugly whitetrash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!

NC: @chelseahandler is like the new @joanrivers just without the funny and more plastic surgery

This is not the first female comedian he has gone after, he also went after Lisa Lampanelli when she made an unfunny joke about his wife Mariah Carey. Unlike that Twitter fight this one wasn’t that funny, so for once I agree with Chelsea Handler on her assumption. Personally I don’t think she is funny, it is the roundtable of comedians she has on her show that make me laugh and not her. But I know many people will disagree with me.
When it comes to the America’s Got Talent’s host’s question why everyone makes fun of him, it is because of who he married. If he doesn’t realize that, he is blinded by all of her bling and love!

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