Guillermo del Toro is reimagining Pinocchio for Netflix, and I am going to imagine it is not happening.
I hated everything about the movie as soon as I saw how ugly they made the beloved wooden boy. He is so hard to look at; I wonder who they made the film for because it obviously is not for kids. And I can’t see adults flocking to theaters to watch it in November.
Are you going to see it? Don’t lie to me because your nose will grow. And these days, it really is not cheap to get a nose job.
Kevin Hart has done buddy pics with The Rock, Tiffany Haddish, Ice Cube, and The Rock. Now, he can add Mark Wahlberg to that list. The two men are starring in Me Time which comes out on August 26th on Netflix.
Hart plays an uptight stay-at-home dad who forgot to have fun. He gets reminded of how wild he used to be when he hangs out with his crazy best friend, Mark Wahlberg. Together they do a lot of things that lead to Hart getting hurt. And as a sadist, I am here for it.
The last painful moment had me laughing the hardest. I have a problem!
I don’t know about you, but I thought that The Munsters was going to be a big screen release. Maybe that is what Rob Zombie wanted. But that is not what he is going to get.
“This fall we are gonna spook-out like it’s 1964! 🎥Yep, THE MUNSTERS and THE ADDAMS FAMILY are returning to the boob tube at the same time courtesy of @netflix ☠️,” the director wrote. “It’s been 58 years since this clash of the titans first happened. 🎃 Perfect entertainment for your pumpkin carving party. 👻”
The good news about the film going to the streaming service is that we are not going to have to pay to hate to watch it. Because you know that is what we are going to do.
The Addams Family he is talking about is the Wednesday Addams series.
Joseph Quinn won our hearts over in the first part of Stranger Things season 4 as Eddie Munson. Then he blew our minds when he rocked out to Metallica’s Master of Puppets in a moment that won’t soon be forgotten.
Before he picked up the guitar for that scene, he had to practice. The writers shared two videos of him playing like his life depended on it. And wow! Metallica could learn a thing from him.
That is why we love the actor and hope that someone gives him a new show ASAP.
Let’s be honest; when you heard about Christian Grey’s red room, you wanted one for your house.
Before there was Fifty Shades of Grey, there was Melanie Rose, and she has been giving couples sex rooms since before the book came out.
Netflix was so interested in what she does that they gave her own show, How to Build a Sex Room. In the 8 episodes that began streaming today, she will redesign the rooms of straight couples, gay couples, a single woman, and a polyamory family of seven.
Some of them are really into the kinky, while others are more conservative but want to bring the sex back into their marriages or reignite their passion. And then there is the family who just wants a room big enough for a bed, all seven of them to enjoy.
Rose does not only do rooms in houses; she actually reworks a van for one couple and makes a few sunrooms oases for lovemaking,
In order to create the perfect room with her contractor Mike, she likes to get to know the people whose rooms she is designing. Not only does she talk to them, but she takes them to sex shops and gets them lessons, so they know how to use their new toys. That means we also get to learn a thing or two.
Rose also doesn’t get all of her supplies at adult bookstores. So, imagine when she goes into a cattle store to buy some items for one of her couples who live on a farm. The salesman’s face is priceless.
Each episode features at least two clients and one room reveal. So, it doesn’t go by your typical episode constraints. Rose can start with one couple in one episode, and we see the finished product in a different episode. Because they work outside the format, it makes the show much easier to Netflix and Chill in one sitting.
And you are going to want to Netflix and Chill this show with your lover. Then when you are done binging, you will be running to the local naughty bookstore to get some of the things featured in the series. I am not going to tell you what I bought, but I will tell you I love it as much as How to Build a Sex Room.
