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Words of Wizdumb from Neil deGrasse Tyson |
| March 31st, 2023 under Neil deGrasse Tyson, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is a wise man, and he says things that make you think. His latest Words of Wizdumb are, “In a mirror, you can only kiss on the lips.”
I don’t know what it is about that deep thought, but it blew my mind. So I went over to my mirror to test it out. And let’s just say I am a good kisser! That, and my love life, is so sad that that was the only makeout session I have had in a really long time. So is it wrong that I enjoyed it so much, I went back for more a few times?
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is excited over the James Webb Telescope image |
| July 12th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: 10 ]
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NASA released the first photo taken from the James Webb Telescope, which is about one million miles away from us, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is salivating over it.
I wish we could bottle his excitement for it because we all need a little bit of that positivity in our day.
Seeing the 63-year-old look like a little boy talking about all of the universes in that photo made me so happy.
I just wish I could be as happy as he is about this. The photo reminds me of the painting I made during drunk painting. How did deGrasse Tyson and I have the same teachers during our impressionable time? He loves science, and our JHS teachers passed me, so they didn’t have to have me in their class again.
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LeVar Burton reads Goodnight Moon to Neil deGrasse Tyson |
| June 17th, 2022 under LeVar Burton, Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]
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What causes Neil deGrasse Tyson to go over the moon? LeVar Burton is reading him Goodnight Moon to help him fall to sleep!
While the scientist got his reading in person, we can still use it to help us fall asleep at night. I know it works for me! So try it for yourself tonight!
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Don’t expect Neil deGrasse Tyson to go to space in the billionaires’ penis-shaped rockets |
| April 13th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]
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Ever since the billionaires have been going up to space, I have wondered why Neil deGrasse Tyson has not been one of them. Now the astrophysicist explained why.
deGrasse Tyson said he doesn’t “want to boldly go where hundreds have gone before.” Ouch! However, if you offer him the chance to go to the moon or Mars, then he will sign up on day one. But going up 100 feet in the sky doesn’t get a rise out of his rocketship.
If Bezos wants to offer me his spot, I will be more than willing to take it. After all, deGrasse Tyson and I went to the same JHS, so it is like the same thing. Well, the big difference between us is that I believe that Pluto is a planet.
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What Neil deGrasse Tyson do if aliens asked him to take them to his leader |
| January 14th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]
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If aliens came to our planet, they would probably go see Neil deGrasse Tyson because he is a planetary scientist. That is unless they came from Pluto.
Anyways, if they asked him to take them to his leader, which leader would he take them to? He would bring them to Comic-Con so that they could see people that look like them. Then he pondered if people on their planet dress up as humans at their comic conventions?
And now I am imagining what aliens look like if they dressed up as us. Who would they pick as the person they would want to look like? Probably, Kim Kardashian because they have wide middles like her. That, and she looks like one of them.
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