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Neil deGrasse Tyson got James Cameron to change a scene in Titanic
April 12th, 2023 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

James Cameron is anal about his accuracy. However, he missed something in Titanic. So Neil deGrasse Tyson let him know about it his mistake over and over again.

What did the Oscar-winning director do that irked the astrophysicist so much? He told Today that the filmmaker used the wrong sky “in that scene after she ditched her frozen dead boyfriend.”

Not only that, the sky they used was a mirror image of its other half. So for 15 years, deGrasse Tyson pestered Cameron, and he finally released a new take of that scene with the correct sky.

Now, can we get the Pluto denier to get Cameron to reshoot the ending with Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) getting on the wood with Rose (Kate Winslet) since we now know it was possible for both of them to survive on it?

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Words of Wizdumb from Neil deGrasse Tyson
March 31st, 2023 under Neil deGrasse Tyson, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a wise man, and he says things that make you think. His latest Words of Wizdumb are, “In a mirror, you can only kiss on the lips.”

I don’t know what it is about that deep thought, but it blew my mind. So I went over to my mirror to test it out. And let’s just say I am a good kisser! That, and my love life, is so sad that that was the only makeout session I have had in a really long time. So is it wrong that I enjoyed it so much, I went back for more a few times?

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is excited over the James Webb Telescope image
July 12th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: 10 ]

NASA released the first photo taken from the James Webb Telescope, which is about one million miles away from us, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is salivating over it.

I wish we could bottle his excitement for it because we all need a little bit of that positivity in our day.

Seeing the 63-year-old look like a little boy talking about all of the universes in that photo made me so happy.

I just wish I could be as happy as he is about this. The photo reminds me of the painting I made during drunk painting. How did deGrasse Tyson and I have the same teachers during our impressionable time? He loves science, and our JHS teachers passed me, so they didn’t have to have me in their class again.

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LeVar Burton reads Goodnight Moon to Neil deGrasse Tyson
June 17th, 2022 under LeVar Burton, Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

What causes Neil deGrasse Tyson to go over the moon? LeVar Burton is reading him Goodnight Moon to help him fall to sleep!

While the scientist got his reading in person, we can still use it to help us fall asleep at night. I know it works for me! So try it for yourself tonight!

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Don’t expect Neil deGrasse Tyson to go to space in the billionaires’ penis-shaped rockets
April 13th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since the billionaires have been going up to space, I have wondered why Neil deGrasse Tyson has not been one of them. Now the astrophysicist explained why.

deGrasse Tyson said he doesn’t “want to boldly go where hundreds have gone before.” Ouch! However, if you offer him the chance to go to the moon or Mars, then he will sign up on day one. But going up 100 feet in the sky doesn’t get a rise out of his rocketship.

If Bezos wants to offer me his spot, I will be more than willing to take it. After all, deGrasse Tyson and I went to the same JHS, so it is like the same thing. Well, the big difference between us is that I believe that Pluto is a planet.

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