Seriously? OMG! WTF?

The boys from Jackass are back for one more round of torture on October 22nd. Will, any of them make it alive? By the looks of it from the Jackass Forever trailer? The answer is barely. But they knew what they signed up for, and that is pain, injuries, and concussions.

For some reason, maybe it is the pandemic, I am looking forward to seeing this film. I am a sadist by nature, but I am not a fan of their work. However, now they are calling out to me to see them get bloodied and beaten by their own stupidity.

It is great to be American. Where else in the world could being stupid make you so much money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4unxjlKCpw&t=35s

Blood Born is the story of a couple who dreams of having a baby, but so far they have not been able to do it. They will do anything to expand their family, but at what cost.

Makayla (Rosie Moss) and Eric (Antoine Perry) have been trying for years to have a baby, but so far, they have been unsuccessful. Unfortunately, the last time she was pregnant, the baby was born as a stillborn in their house. That moment traumatized the couple.

Makayla has pretty much given up on having a baby until her best friend tells her about her cousin. Her cousin, who had a hysterectomy due to cancer, was able to give birth to a healthy baby. How? It was via the Gravida Foundation.

Makayla and Eric reach out to the foundation, and they offer to help the couple. They have a lot of strange ritualistic rules to follow, including having Ola (Melanie Haynes) stay with them until the baby is born. Thankfully, for them, that means she will only be living with them for a week. That’s right; it takes just seven days to go from conception to labor.

That should have been a warning to them, but it wasn’t. So, what happens when they go through with it? You don’t want to miss the surprise ending that no one sees coming.

Writer and Director Reed Shusterman perfectly times the suspense so that you never feel like there is a dull moment throughout the whole movie. Then, just when you think you know what is going to happen next, they go in a different direction. One that keeps you watching until the end, and that ending leaves you feeling very satisfied with how they wrapped things up.

Blood Born is available from Terror Films, and you can stream it for free on several home video sites like Tubi and YouTube. Make sure to watch it when the sun goes down because the darkness makes it even more suspenseful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4unxjlKCpw

What if you couldn’t get pregnant or carry to term, and someone said you can do both in a week. Would you accept their offer?

Eric and Makayla did when they hired a witch doctor from the Gravida Foundation to help them​ conceive​. The only thing is she lied to them. The baby is not human; what is it? Well, we will have to watch Blood Born on digital starting on July 6th.

The Candyman sequel was supposed to come out last year, but there was something even scarier going on in the world. Therefore, its release date was postponed until August 27th. Since the studio had time to make a trailer that will give us nightmares every night until then, they made sure to do that.

To see what did with all of that extra time, press play. Just make sure not to say Candyman five times or…

What is scarier than a T-Rex? A Tyrannosaurus with Ebola. On June 8th, we are going to find out how terrifying he is when Ebola Rex comes to a television near you.

It is even more horrifying for me because I am based in Los Angeles, and that is where he is destroying everything in his path. Thankfully, I rarely go to Downtown LA. If I did, then there is no way I would buy this movie on Home Video.

Since I stay north of the 10, then I can’t wait to see this film. It looks so bad, you know it is going to be great. The secret to a good horror movie like this is when they are in on the joke. The second they take themselves seriously, is when it goes to crap. Believe me, I grew up on this genre, so I know what I am talking about.

Now, I can’t wait for Coronadile, a crocodile injected with coronavirus. They could also do Pirahnolio, aka piranha with polio. What else do you got?

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