Seriously? OMG! WTF?

The trailer is out for the third installment of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3: The Lost Years.

According to the description: “After the brutal capture of Pooh, Tigger, and Rabbit by the sinister Woozles Circus, fifteen years pass, and the once-feral creatures are transformed into attractions in a twisted traveling carnival run by the mysterious Karna, occult showman Shandor, and the immortal ringmaster Balthazar. Meanwhile, Momo Milne, an orphan desperate to uncover the truth about her missing mother, traces her last known whereabouts to Woozles Ltd. Alongside her outspoken best friend Billie, Momo infiltrates the circus by taking a job among its bizarre performers.

“As the girls uncover horrifying secrets behind the spectacle—including drugged half-human creatures, disappearances, and gruesome killings hidden behind the carnival lights—Momo realizes her mother’s disappearance is tied to the circus’ darkest mystery. Drawn into a nightmare where fairy tales become blood-soaked reality, Momo must survive Pooh and his monstrous companions while uncovering the truth before she becomes the next act in Woozles’ deadly show.”

Hopefully, this is the final chapter for Winnie the Pooh, but I doubt it.

The movie is expected to be released in January.

We grew up with a lovable Pinocchio from Disney, but that is not the marionette we are getting in Pinocchio Unstrung.

A chilling reimagining of the familiar fable, Pinocchio Unstrung, unfolds inside an elite London prep school. Influenced by a sinister Cricket (Robert Englund) and created by Geppetto (Richard Brake), Pinocchio launches a violent crusade to carve himself into a real boy like his brother James, one piece at a time.

The latest film in Jagged Edge Productions Poohniverse is coming to theaters on July 24th.

Am I the only one who is curious what makes his nose grow in this take?

Remember when you were kid and you heard Bambi’s mom get shot? You were like, what could be more horrific than that?

Now, we know. It is Bambi: The Reckoning. He is all grown up, and he has a taste for blood.

After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated, grief-stricken deer on a deadly rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother.

Jagged Edge Productions, the same people who gave us a bloodthirsty Winnie-the-Pooh are destroying another childhood classic. But this time, it makes sense. If I were Bambi, I would want to kill all humans as violently as I could.

This Bambi movie charges into theaters this Summer.

This year, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey swept the Razzies. At the end of this month, we are getting a sequel from Jagged Edge Productions and that is not all we can expect from this year.

They are also releasing Bambi: The Reckoning, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, and Pinocchio Unstrung.

But it gets so much more horrific in 2025 because Jagged Edge is going to merge the characters into one movie, Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble. According to Variety, their Avengers-like movie will star Bambi, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, Tigger, Piglet, The Mad Hatter, and Sleeping Beauty.

I don’t know what is the scariest part about all of this: the characters they are destroying, the way they are making them look in their films, the fact that movie theaters will probably show this movie, or all of the above.

All of the above.

For the first time, I think they need to get rid of public domain laws because this is sacrilegious.

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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is rightfully nominated for five Razzies, and we will find out on Saturday how many they won on Saturday.

And we will find out what happens next for the lovable bear turned violent murderer in the sequel when it comes to theaters for three days starting on March 26th.

Deep within the 100-Acre-Wood, a destructive rage grows as Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger find their home and their lives endangered after Christopher Robin revealed their existence. Not wanting to live in the shadows any longer, the group decides to take the fight to the town of Ashdown, home of Christopher Robin, leaving a bloody trail of death and mayhem in their wake. Winnie and his savage friends will soon show everyone that the hunters will soon become the hunted, whilst looking to exact their revenge on Christopher Robin once and for all.

You can get tickets at Fathom.

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