What is scarier than the version of Peter Pan that NBC gave us? Jagged Edge Productions, the people who are giving us Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey announced today that are working on Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare. Which makes you wonder if sweet, little Tinkerbell is going to feed off of blood to get her power back. And how jealous will Captain Hook is not the villain of the story?
Do you still have dolls in your house? You won’t after you watch the trailer for M3GAN. She looks to be the scariest doll since Chucky. Yeah, I said it, Annabelle. Don’t come after me. Please!
Anyways, on January 13th, we are going to meet M3GAN, which is a Model Three Generative Android. She was designed by Gemma (Allison Williams), and she is going to let her recently orphaned niece Cady (Violet McGraw), test her out. Everything seems to be going along like a dream until it turns into a nightmare. M3GAN will do anything to protect Cady, including killing to do it. How many people will die?
That is what we will find out on the first Friday the 13th of 2023. That is if you are brave enough to go see the Horror film…
BTW I want to see them do this with a sex robot, a la the original Electric Dreams. If you have never seen it, then you must watch it on Tubi for free.
We have seen horror movies where if you get killed in your nightmares, then you die in real life. However, Sleep.Walk.Kill is changing that up.
People all over the East Coast are killing others while they are sleeping. As in, if you fall asleep, then you become a killer. So you have to stay awake to not only stay alive but also to not kill your loved ones.
Edgar, his ex-wife, and their neighbors have gathered together in the basement, hoping they can protect each other from whatever is making sleepers kill. Can they do it? We will find out on November 4th.
This is another terrorific horror movie being distributed by Terror Films. You can watch their other terrifying films on their YouTube Channel for free.
It might not even be Halloween for another few weeks, but it is already time for Christmas movies! So on October 18th, we are getting Christmas on the Ranch, a love story with a twist on the ones we usually get.
Haley (Laur Allen) returns home to Nashville to help her brother (Archie Kao) save their family ranch from the evil bank. When she gets there, she meets ranchhand Kate (Amanda Righetti). The two of them don’t get along. But then they find out they have some things in common. They both want to save the ranch, and more importantly, they have feelings for each other. You never know when and who you are going to fall in love with, and it is just that much more special when it happens at Christmastime.
The holiday film was directed by Christin Baker, co-written by Julie Anton, and stars Lindsay Wagner. It will be available on TVOD starting on October 18th, with a digital release coming at a later date.
I don’t know about you, but I am sick of creature features that take forever to get to the kill. Croc is not one of those movies. It starts off with a double meal for the killer crocodile as a preview of his appetite; then, it gives him a little time to build up his hunger before it lets him kill until the credits roll.
Lisa King (Sian Altman) has picked the perfect remote spot for her wedding, and she can’t wait to say I do. What could go wrong? So, so, so, much can and will go wrong.
Unbeknownst to her, her groom-to-be, Charlie (George Nettleton), has been having an affair with one of her bridesmaids. The two of them go off to have one more fling before the wedding, and that is when we first see the Croc at this party. He eats the girl, and Charlie gets away.
He decides to tell no one but Lisa’s dad, Dylan (Mark Haldor), about what happened. When Dylan goes to investigate the scene, the croc takes a bite out of his leg, and he can’t warn anyone. He can’t even call the police because they can’t get a signal.
Finally, it is time for the wedding. Everything is going as planned as the priest reads their vows. But then, the croc comes for his supper and eats the photographer. Once he gets a taste of the guests, he is not going to stop until he devours everyone who was invited to Lisa’s special day.
Is there any way to stop the murderous creature? I am sure there is, but I am enjoying his killing spree. It is not that I wanted them to die, which is rare in horror movies these days, but I was enjoying watching him kill everyone in his path. Especially since they did an excellent job making the sea monster look so real with the CGI.
That is what creature features are all about, the killings, not the plot. And he does a lot of killing! So, writer/director Paul W. Franklin gives us just what we and the croc crave, plenty of blood.
The film that is distributed from Uncork’d Entertainment is available on DVD and Digital today. Get it before it gets you…
