Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Doll Shark is the best shark movie since the first Sharknado
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[ # ] Doll Shark is the best shark movie since the first Sharknado
January 25th, 2023 under Movies

Have you been desperately wanting to swim with the shark movies but haven’t found a Horredy that makes you wet? Well, SRS Cinema has us covered with Doll Shark.

Not only will it give us hours of laughs, but we can also show it to all of the kids that make us sing Baby Shark over and over again. They are not going to want anything to do with sharks after watching a cute killer shark doll going on a murderous rampage.

So before you sit them down to watch the movie, make sure to give them a stuffed shark to hold. I know it will fuck them up for a while, but the therapy bills will be worth it.

And this is why I don’t have kids.

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