As soon as most people saw Jeff Bezos’ rocketship, they thought it looked like a penis.
Even Michael Bublé thought it, but there was also something else that reminded him of a dick in his life. “Jeff Bezos may have built a rocket but my wife grew this zucchini in its likeness, so who’s winning now?! 🚀 🍆,” he wrote.
His wife might be winning, but the crooner is losing. Because that zucchini looks a lot like the one that we saw in the third episode of Sex/Life. If I were Luisana Lopilato, I would be using that vegetable for a purpose it was not intended for, and then I would Netflix & Chill with it.
Michael Bublé sings a lot of love songs, but who is he singing to? Is he singing to his wife, Luisana Lopilato? Nope. He is serenading donuts.
Today, the crooner posted the above photo and said, “Find a partner who looks at you, the way I look at donuts!” I wonder how his life partner feels about that statement? She probably hopes he eats her like he eats that donut. Too far?
Like many people, Michael Bublé is not dressing up during the coronavirus pandemic while he is at home. However, sometimes he has to look like he is working. Therefore, he puts a suit on top and wears Donald Duck PJs on the bottom. It is like a mullet, as in business on top and party on the bottom.
James Corden has this special device that lets him go into celebrity homes to see what they are up to during the Coronavirus pandemic. The other night he demonstrated it off on his Late Late Show.
The first house he went into was Josh Groban’s, and I think the singer might be going bananas. Could be because he was dressed as one, singing into one and answering a phone that is one. Yeah, he is going bananas. Then again who isn’t?
Maybe Whitney Cummins who went on a magic carpet ride down her stairs. Then there was Tony Hale who is not self-quarantining alone. He has a special lady with him. Finally. there is Michael Bublé who is getting along splendidly with his wife. Someone is getting a love song specially written for her.
Josh Groban started an online series, during the coronavirus, where he sings songs in his shower. After his latest tune, a fellow crooner had a message for him.
Michael Bublé wrote, “Is it weird how much I want to shower with you? Swoooooooooon !!!!!! ❤️” To that, I have to say, is it weird how much I want to be the soap they share? Not for sexual gratification, but instead because I would love to hear that song-off. Although I would not say no to more! Would you?
In case you were wondering how the Groobs reacted to that comment, he said, “Is it getting steamy in here?!” It is.
To see the steamy song Groban sang, then click here!
