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Michael Bublé even plays football like the crooner that he is
October 20th, 2021 under Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

Michael Bublé is smooth like his voice. Don’t believe me? Look at the way he plays football.

Seriously, he has to be feeling good after that catch.

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Michael Bublé will blow your mind!
October 13th, 2021 under Lizzo, Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

Remember a few years ago, there was this big controversy because Michael Bublé ate corn on the cob like it was a burrito? Well, the singer realized that Lizzo eats her burritos like it is corn on the cob. Therefore, they are perfect for each other because they complement each other’s eating quirks.

Now, I want them to do a duet. Could you imagine their voices on the same song? Their melodies are not too different.

Would you want to hear a collaboration from them?

BTW This is what TikTok was made for.

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Michael Bublé is a Grobanite
September 15th, 2021 under Josh Groban, Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

Michael Bublé and Josh Groban are the same age and genre. So, you would expect them to be rivals like Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey and J-Lo, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey and fill in the blank.

Anyway, they are the opposite. At least that is the case for Bublé, who revealed what is included in his Ryder. The crooner wants a black towel, a local hockey puck, a simple bottle of water, and Josh Groban’s latest album.

Why the last item? Bublé said as he held Groban’s most current CD, “Oh [like an O] look at that face. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. And look at that beard.”

So there is no rivalry between the two men. However, there might be quite the opposite, and I am all for it.

So much so, they should go on tour together. Imagine that billing. Women, and Bublé, will be wet from coast to coast!

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Is Michael Bublé really 46?
September 9th, 2021 under Are they really their age?, Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Michael Bublé’s 46th birthday, but I don’t know if I believe that. Not because of how he looks; it is because of the way he acts. Do you think he is acting more like a 4-year-old or a 6-year-old? I am going with 5 since it is the middle. Too bad there isn’t a cupcake to go with that number.

Seriously, this is how we all should celebrate our birthdays. Age is just a number; it is all about how we feel that matters. And he feels like having fun! Good for the birthday boy!

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Even Michael Bublé made fun of Jeff Bezos’ phallic rocketship
July 22nd, 2021 under Michael Bublé. [ Comments: none ]

As soon as most people saw Jeff Bezos’ rocketship, they thought it looked like a penis.

Even Michael Bublé thought it, but there was also something else that reminded him of a dick in his life. “Jeff Bezos may have built a rocket but my wife grew this zucchini in its likeness, so who’s winning now?! 🚀 🍆,” he wrote.

His wife might be winning, but the crooner is losing. Because that zucchini looks a lot like the one that we saw in the third episode of Sex/Life. If I were Luisana Lopilato, I would be using that vegetable for a purpose it was not intended for, and then I would Netflix & Chill with it.

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