Mel Gibson wanted to play Bond, James Bond, but he was rejected by the producer and the screenwriter for the role according to Bang Showbiz!!! They felt, “Bond had to be tall. And so Mel Gibson was too short. But he was a big star. Somebody at United Artists said to me, ‘Call him and tell him Mel Gibson would be great.’ And Cubby said, ‘I don’t want to make a Mel Gibson movie, I want to make a James Bond movie.'” Ha Ha! All of this went down before the Sugar T!ts incident. They knew what we didn’t realize just yet. Although I have to admit they really made the right decision because Mel Gibson was always too rugged to play the suave James Bond. Would you have gone to see 007 with him in it? I know I wouldn’t have because he was never a Bond, James Bond.
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Mel Gibson is filming his latest movie The Beaver with Jodie Foster and I think whoever green lit the film is Jewish because he looks like such a schmuck running around with that stuffed beaver on his hand. So what is the plot for this movie? A man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand that he treats as a real person. Sounds like these two Oscar winners will be up for a Razzie or 2.
BTW am I the only who was surprised by the lack of bulge in his crotch area. Don’t ask me why I looked, but seriously it is pretty flat down there.
So this weekend I read how Brad Pitt called Mel Gibson “Sugar T!ts” at Spike’s Guy’s Choice Awards, but I didn’t want to post it until I saw the video! Now that I have seen it, I actually love Brad Pitt a little more that I did before! Seriously how awesome is it that someone finally put Mel Gibson in his place to his face and that person using the Fight Club words was Brad Pitt!!! You go boy!!!
Tune into to Spike TV on June 21st at 10p to see Brad’s Fight Club acceptance speech and also his new movie Inglourious Basterds, that seems to have influenced him, accept theirs!
Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has had enough and has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences from him according to Star Magazine!!! The soon-to-be-exes released a joint statement saying, “Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”
The Gibsons were married for 28 years and have 7 kids together. She is seeking custody of their only minor child and spousal support! I hope Robyn gets more than half, the houses and the Church! She deserves it and so much more!!!
Dang you Jimmy Kimmel Live! for making Tom Cruise likable in this brilliant clip where we learned how Jimmy Kimmel gets the A-Listers like Tom Cruise on the show!!! Seriously I never knew Tom Cruise could be so funny, maybe he should switch from the dramas that keep bombing at the Box Office and do comedies more often.
Cruise wasn’t the only actor he had the show, Mel Gibson’s recent look was explained…
Jimmy Kimmel Live! was the funniest thing on ABC last night, so don’t wait another year to see how funny the show is! Start checking it out tonight when the Jonas Brothers are back on the show tonight on ABC at 12:05a! Hopefully they won’t kill anyone this time. And next Monday on teh show New Kids on the Block make their debut appearance and I will be there to watch them live and in person!!!
