Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live Mel Gibson debuted the trailer for his next feature film that he wrote, directed and starred in and that movie is Wiggly Piggly: The Jimmy Kimmel Story. Poor Jimmy, that was really mean…funny but mean. I don’t think he was in on the joke kind of like his birthday present from his ex Sarah Silverman a few years ago, you might have heard of it…I’m F*cking Matt Damon. Back to Mel Gibson for a second a year ago he would not have needed a fat suit to play Jimmy Kimmel, he was that chubby. Dang even now with the weight loss, he still has fat legs as we saw in that video and I really didn’t need to see that.
BTW Gibson also talked up his real upcoming flick The Beaver. I hate Mel Gibson, but even I got a laugh when he bashed the movie. Like when he told Jimmy, “Hey it didn’t cost much to make, so if it goes down (no pun) we are OK.” and “The Beaver, we don’t give a dam(n).”
Mel Gibson wanted to play Bond, James Bond, but he was rejected by the producer and the screenwriter for the role according to Bang Showbiz!!! They felt, “Bond had to be tall. And so Mel Gibson was too short. But he was a big star. Somebody at United Artists said to me, ‘Call him and tell him Mel Gibson would be great.’ And Cubby said, ‘I don’t want to make a Mel Gibson movie, I want to make a James Bond movie.'” Ha Ha! All of this went down before the Sugar T!ts incident. They knew what we didn’t realize just yet. Although I have to admit they really made the right decision because Mel Gibson was always too rugged to play the suave James Bond. Would you have gone to see 007 with him in it? I know I wouldn’t have because he was never a Bond, James Bond.
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Mel Gibson is filming his latest movie The Beaver with Jodie Foster and I think whoever green lit the film is Jewish because he looks like such a schmuck running around with that stuffed beaver on his hand. So what is the plot for this movie? A man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand that he treats as a real person. Sounds like these two Oscar winners will be up for a Razzie or 2.
BTW am I the only who was surprised by the lack of bulge in his crotch area. Don’t ask me why I looked, but seriously it is pretty flat down there.
So this weekend I read how Brad Pitt called Mel Gibson “Sugar T!ts” at Spike’s Guy’s Choice Awards, but I didn’t want to post it until I saw the video! Now that I have seen it, I actually love Brad Pitt a little more that I did before! Seriously how awesome is it that someone finally put Mel Gibson in his place to his face and that person using the Fight Club words was Brad Pitt!!! You go boy!!!
Tune into to Spike TV on June 21st at 10p to see Brad’s Fight Club acceptance speech and also his new movie Inglourious Basterds, that seems to have influenced him, accept theirs!
Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has had enough and has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences from him according to Star Magazine!!! The soon-to-be-exes released a joint statement saying, “Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”
The Gibsons were married for 28 years and have 7 kids together. She is seeking custody of their only minor child and spousal support! I hope Robyn gets more than half, the houses and the Church! She deserves it and so much more!!!
