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Remember when you were a kid, and your parents took you to McDonald’s. You were so excited to get a Happy Meal? Don’t you wish you could get one now? But you are like, I am an adult, and I can’t. Well, you can. McDonald’s revealed today that old people can get them too.
Happy Meals are not just for kids anymore! Guess where I am going for dinner? Except, I will probably have to get two because I am twice as big!
They have candles that smell like a woman’s flower, and now they are going to have six that smell like Quarter Pounder when burned together. McDonald’s is selling the six-pack (something you will not have if you eat their food all of the time) of candles that make up the ingredients of the burger. Each candle that burns for 25 hours will smell like either Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef. Does a bun or ketchup have a scent? And does the onion one make you tear up?
We do not know. We will just have to wait until they are available for sale. We also do not know how much they cost, but it better be less than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. I cannot see anyone spending $75 on them. However, it is a way to get your Quarter Pounder fix without eating one. Since you smell what you eat. It is the only 0 calorie item from McDonald’s because you know, even their lettuce has calories.
https://youtu.be/Gkjjpc_8YgA
Even though the Burger King is creepier than Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker, that didn’t stop the fast food restaurant from using the villain to taunt McDonald’s.
One of the most famous scenes from the movie is when Joker dances on the stairs. Those stairs are in The Bronx and BK is rewarding people from the borough for dealing with all of the tourists checking it out. If you are there and use Uber Eats, then you can get a free Whopper. If you live elsewhere, then the Joker is on you.
Which really pisses me off. I just spent a month there, and I would have loved one. But now I am back on the other coast, and I have to pay for one. Well, in honor of that, guess who is going to McD’s today? You don’t mess with a girl from Da Bronx because we get revenge.
Clowns can be annoying, but at least they are loyal to their fans. BK can learn from that,
YourEveryDayAsian found this McDonald’s ad from Japan. It has a very toned Ronald McDonald wearing just a red Speedo with their french fries sticking out it. Does that make you excited to have one of them in your mouth? You know, when you suck on one and a little liquid potato juice squirts on to your tongue. You cannot help but swallow that yummy fry.
Sorry, I got distracted for a second. Maybe this poster answers more than we ever wanted to know about their mascot. For the most part, he has length, but he definitely has no girth. When was the last time you had a big fat fry from them that filled up your whole mouth? You have to go to a deli or dinner to get one of those fries. With those, you can get satisfied with just one, with Mickey D’s you need several of them. However, it is not the size that matters, it is how they are cooked in their batters.
BTW, if that is where their fries come from, where do their hamburgers come from? Some things we do not what to know.
