Back in 1996, Aly Sherb’s grandmother bought a McDonald’s hamburger and fries, and put it in a shoebox in her closet. Aly wanted to see it, so her grandmother showed it to us. It looks almost the same now as it did on the day she bought it. How scary is that?
Part of me wants to buy one and do the same thing. Then the other part of me is really craving one. What about you?
I saw this story because Jason Alexander responded to it. Back in 1985, he did a commercial for them, so he said, “Has to be one of the MCDLT’s we used in the commercial. Keeps the hot, hot. Keeps the cool, cool. I’m sensing a comeback.” I hope they bring it back and have him recreate the advertisement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYhP5J1_rKk
Remember when you were a kid, and your parents took you to McDonald’s. You were so excited to get a Happy Meal? Don’t you wish you could get one now? But you are like, I am an adult, and I can’t. Well, you can. McDonald’s revealed today that old people can get them too.
Happy Meals are not just for kids anymore! Guess where I am going for dinner? Except, I will probably have to get two because I am twice as big!
They have candles that smell like a woman’s flower, and now they are going to have six that smell like Quarter Pounder when burned together. McDonald’s is selling the six-pack (something you will not have if you eat their food all of the time) of candles that make up the ingredients of the burger. Each candle that burns for 25 hours will smell like either Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef. Does a bun or ketchup have a scent? And does the onion one make you tear up?
We do not know. We will just have to wait until they are available for sale. We also do not know how much they cost, but it better be less than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. I cannot see anyone spending $75 on them. However, it is a way to get your Quarter Pounder fix without eating one. Since you smell what you eat. It is the only 0 calorie item from McDonald’s because you know, even their lettuce has calories.
https://youtu.be/Gkjjpc_8YgA
Even though the Burger King is creepier than Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker, that didn’t stop the fast food restaurant from using the villain to taunt McDonald’s.
One of the most famous scenes from the movie is when Joker dances on the stairs. Those stairs are in The Bronx and BK is rewarding people from the borough for dealing with all of the tourists checking it out. If you are there and use Uber Eats, then you can get a free Whopper. If you live elsewhere, then the Joker is on you.
Which really pisses me off. I just spent a month there, and I would have loved one. But now I am back on the other coast, and I have to pay for one. Well, in honor of that, guess who is going to McD’s today? You don’t mess with a girl from Da Bronx because we get revenge.
Clowns can be annoying, but at least they are loyal to their fans. BK can learn from that,
