|  CNW Group/Wendy’s Restaurants of Canada Today is Wednesday, so it is a good day for Wendy’s to announce that they are launching a special meal for Wednesday Addams to enjoy because girls with braided pigtail stick together.
The limited-time Meal of Misfortune is centred around the “Dips of Dread,” four inferno-inspired mystery sauces, along with “Rest in 10-Piece” Nuggets, small “Cursed & Crispy” Fries, and a small “Raven’s Blood” Frosty®, all served in custom packaging only Wednesday could have devised*.
Each bag comes with two of the four mystery sauces: You Can’t Hyde, This Will Sting, Grave Mistake or Nowhere to Woe that will set your mouth on fire. Plus, a dark cherry swirl Frosty in a Wednesday-themed cup to slurp down like a magic potion.
“Normally, I’d be against this kind of capitalistic corporate synergy,” said Wednesday Addams, Nevermore Academy student. “But when the fast-food-slinging pigtailed provocateur said I could do whatever I wanted to her customers, I couldn’t resist.”
If you can’t resist Wednesday’s meal, then you will be unhappy to know it debuts on August 4th, two days before the series’ second season premieres.
There is even more miserable news for Wednesday fans. Netflix picked it up for a third season today.
Creators/Writers/Showrunners Alfred Gough and Miles Millar, “It’s been a dark delight to watch Wednesday cast her spell over audiences across the globe – one deadpan quip at a time. We’re beyond thrilled she’ll be returning to stalk the halls of Nevermore in Season 3. This time, she’ll unearth more of the school’s sinister secrets – and descend even deeper into the Addams family crypt. Or, as Wednesday would say: ‘Nothing brings a family together like a good exhumation.'”
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