Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Maury Povich retired from his talk show, so that means we can no longer hear him say, “You are not the father.” Or so we thought…

The daytime host recorded his popular phrase as an AMSR, and it is better than when he told ten men the same they were not the father of one woman’s child.

I love it so much I am going to record it in a loop and play it every night to lull me to sleep.

Daytime television is going to look a lot different next season because several shows were cancelled or they lost their hosts. Ellen DeGeneres was the first to leave her show. Then Dr. Oz announced that he is running for office, so they gave his daughter his show. Her show will not be back in the fall. Neither will Nick Cannon’s nor Jerry Springer’s Judge Jerry. And then there is Wendy Williams, who thought if she took the season off, her timeslot would still be available. It is not, so they gave it to Sherri Shepherd.

Finally, the hardest ax has fallen. Maury Povich’s show will not be back for a 31st season, according to Broadcast & Cable. How will women find out who is the father of their children? They won’t—the injustice.

So hopefully, someone will pick him up for another year because next year’s new shows are not going to be well-received. Who is hosting them? They will be hosted by Jennifer Hudson and Queer Eye’s Karamo Brown. I could be wrong, but are you going to watch?

Maybe I am old school, but I would rather watch Jerry and Maury.

UPDATE: It was Maury’s decision to retire at the age of 83. Can you believe that he is that old?

“Six years ago when I was ready to retire, my the NBCUniversal family asked me to continue the show,” he said in a statement that was giving to Deadline. “Even though I told them I was ready for assisted living, out of loyalty to NBCUniversal and my more than 100 staff and crew members, Tracie Wilson and I agreed to one more deal. I’m so proud of my relationship with NBCUniversal and all those who worked on the Maury show but as I occasionally tell my guests on Maury, ‘Enough, already!’”

We will miss him, but he has earned the right to retire after making so many baby mamas happy and their ex-lovers unhappy.

There always seems to be an endless supply of women who want to test their baby’s potential fathers’ DNA on The Maury Povich Show. So, how does he keep that supply bountiful? Today he showed us his mating call that brings them in. I am almost answered his call, and I don’t have any kids.

NBCUniversal teamed up with Maury Povich to promote Chucky the series on Syfy and USA.

I think they are regretting their decision because now they are looking for a new daytime talk show host to tell men whether they are or are not the father of the baby.

People like Deangelo Lytton who shared a video of himself with his daughter. Can you guess why he wants to be on the show? I don’t think he needs to go on the daytime talk show. Looking at the two of them together, you can tell he is the father.

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