Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Do you love the taste of pickles as much as I do, but can’t eat them all the time? Well, e.l.f came up with a lip balm just for us.

The cosmetics company is adding the Big Dill flavor to their Glow Reviver Melting Lip Balm line for a limited time.

Big Dill joins Vanilla Soft Serve, Vanilla Toffee, Blackberry Sorbet, Yummy Gummy, Strawberry Shortcake, Java Chip, Wild Cherry, Peach Ring, Cotton Candy Crush, and Candied Cranberry.

What makes these lip balms so special? They are made with 2% shea butter, 5% mango butter, 3% cocoa butter, and 1% hyaluronic acid blend.

The dill-ightful shiny balm will be available for a limited time staring February 24th at 12n ET.

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Stranger Things’ final season is not going to debut until Thanksgiving on Netflix, but you can see it all over the place now. One of those places is wherever you see CoverGirl.

The makeup company released five products based on the cult series.

• The Crawl Face & Eye Multi-Palette – Blend shades that shift between reality and the Upside Down.

• Vecna’s Curse PH Transforming Blush – A self-adjusting blush that reacts to your skin’s pH for a haunted flush.

• The Bite PH Transforming Lip Gloss – A ghoulish gloss that changes with your chemistry.

• UpsEYE Down Kohl Eyeliner – Define your stare with rich, blendable pigment.

• The Upside Down Makeup Bag – Keep your essentials organized—even in alternate dimensions.

I have heard of and used mood lipstick, but never blush. So, I can’t want to get that on my cheeks!

Plus, how much fun will it be to get your ’80s face on as you watch the last episodes?

Matt Rife recently bought the guardianship of Ed and Lorraine Warren’s home and museum. Therefore, he is going to need money. How is he going to do that?

The comedian got a job playing a lawyer for e.l.f Cosmetics. “The whole campaign cracked me up—Heidi [N Closet] and I had the best time creating it—and it resonates,” said Rife. “I grew up seeing those over-the-top law firm ads, so getting to parody one while backing a brand that actually delivers? That’s a case I’ll always take.”

And I wonder what his verdict is on using their makeup, especially since it is so affordable, with 75% of their products costing less than $10, which is the price of a drink at one of his comedy shows.

Kylie Jenner released a new supple kiss lip glaze that provides up to 12 hours of hydration.

She wanted to show how much hydration it provides, so she did a photoshoot with a thick liquid covering her lips, and part of it was dripping off of them.

All I could think of when I saw this photo was, did she just give Timothée Chalamet a blow job because that is what it looks like?

I wonder if that was the look they were going for? So, if you want to look like you just blew the man in your life, then you want to get Kylie Cosmetics’ supple kiss lip glaze for $19. And you, too, can look like you just finished working hard as a fluffer for the day.

I am not knocking fluffers, they have a critical job, a blow job. I am making fun of Kylie, who is a whore for fame.

Formless Beauty

Remember when Marky Mark stripped down to his Calvins in his 20s? Well, his brother, Donnie Wahlberg, wore even less with his wife, Jenny McCarthy. The two got naked to promote her Nude Collection with Formless Beauty.

If you love the photo, then you can get a signed version if you buy the three lipgloss set.

And who wanted that photo because both of them look stunning, especially when you consider that they are both in their 50s?

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