You do not have to be a football fan to know that Tom Brady had a good throwing arm. Jimmy Kimmel wanted to see it in person. Therefore, he took him to a house and told him to throw a pigskin through a window. What the Patriot did not know is that window belongs to his #1 fan Matt Damon.
When Matt Damon came out and saw who broke his window, he was OK with it. All he wanted was a photo with the quarterback. Was the ABC host going to let him get that? What do you think? Of course not.
The biggest takeaway from this bit is that Tom Brady cannot act to save his life. That has to be some of the worst acting I have ever seen and I watch really cheaply done horror movies.
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Jimmy Kimmel, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon went to the LA Dodgers vs the Boston Red Sox World Series game yesterday. The arch neminises wore shirts that read “I’m with stupid” and an arrow that points to the other one. It worked great for them during their photo op, but not when they were watching the game. That is because Affleck sat in between them and both arrows pointed towards him. Which means he is the stupid one with them. Poor Ben Affleck.
There is a rumor going around that Matt Damon has a new best friend and his name is Chris Hemsworth. Somehow that news got back to Ben Affleck and he had a message for Thor, he wrote, “Hey @chrishemsworth, you can have him! I’m Team @JimmyKimmel anyways.”
At that point, Hemsworth broke his silence about the gossip with his hammer and wrote, “Sorry mate not my fault! He’s just a big @Marvel fan, not @DCComics. How do you like them apples 😘. @jimmykimmel the ball is in your court. Choose wisely…”
Well when Jimmy
Kimmel saw Affleck’s Tweet, he got all tingly inside and declared,
“Wow. Another big win for #TeamBatman! Sorry Matt, I’m sure this is a
Thor thubject. #Iwilltakeeveryoneyoulove.”
Chris Hemsworth responded to his new Loki with, “Hey @jimmykimmel sounds like you’ve chosen your side. Guess I’m not coming on your show this week. Good luck finding another Avenger named Chris.”
You see, all this week, Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to have the cast of Avengers: Infinity War on the show. How did he take it that one of the many Avengers would not be appearing on his talk show? The ABC host told him, “Not coming on my show will be another thing you and Matt have in common! @BenAffleck.”
Once Hemsworth read that, he wrote, “You know what, @jimmykimmel … I’m coming on your show now just to upset you.”
Throughout this Twitter infinity war, Matt Damon has not said a single word. Why do I have a feeling that will all change when not-Chris Evans is on JKL? Time for Kimmel to make another brilliant viral video! Side note, I have not watched I’m F*cking Ben Affleck in years, it is even more amazing now than it was then.
BTW who do you think will win the catfight over Matt Damon, Thor or Batman? I say Thor because he is a Gd and Batman is just a knight.
Ever since Jimmy Kimmel’s first year on the air, him and Matt Damon have been in one of Hollywood’s biggest feuds. 14 years later, it is still going strong.
Yesterday, when George Clooney was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his movie Suburbicon, he decided to give the ABC show an exclusive. The television debut of his 4-month-old twins, Alexander and Ella. Only problem is their manny brought them out. What is so bad about that? Damon is their manny. And now we know how Damon keeps getting all these acting jobs, he does odd jobs for the directors.
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife is 28 weeks pregnant and turns out the ABC late night host might not be the father.
We know that Matt Damon was f*cking Sarah Silverman when she was dating Kimmel, and now it turns out that the actor is doing the same thing to his wife Molly. That means he could be the baby daddy. Is he? There is only way to solve this problem and that is to ask Maury Povich, who’s the father?
Is it Matt Damon or Jimmy Kimmel? They are not the father. Why? As Molly said, “How can either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other?” Even Ben Affleck knew that because it really is obvious. What wasn’t obvious is who really is the father. Someone I would let put a baby in my belly. Wouldn’t you?
