This photo of Matt Damon has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.
Or you can do what Jimmy Kimmel wants: “For his birthday, Matt asked that I post this and specifically asked that you do whatever you want with it. Please celebrate him appropriately.”
Remember yesterday when Ben Affleck told Matt Damon that they were getting a drink named after them at Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, he wasn’t lying.
Today, the donut shop introduced two menu items in honor of the Oscar-winners’ band that will be available for a limited time starting today.
The DunKings Iced Coffee: Ben’s go-to order, and his first-ever official coffee order on the Dunkin’ menu, this drink features classic iced coffee with notes of vanilla combined with cream, topped with Sweet Cold Foam and a dusting of cinnamon sugar.
The DunKings MUNCHKINS® Skewers: Three assorted MUNCHKINS® conveniently placed on a skewer. This treat can be added to any beverage – especially The DunKings Iced Coffee – or simply enjoyed on the go.
If that isn’t exciting enough for you, then I have something else that will make you happy. You can dress like the Dunkings for just $140. Buy their outfits at ShopDunkin.
We know that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are best friends and have been that way before they were famous.
But did you know they were roommates with Casey Affleck when they first moved to LA? They were. And James Corden wanted to know what it is like to live with Matt Damon, so he asked Ben Affleck about that when Mr. Jennifer Lopez was on The Late Late Show yesterday.
“I would not suggest living with him,” Affleck declared. “One of the things he blocks out is when you finish something, it has to be washed or thrown away.”
Instead of the Afflecks telling their roommate to clean up after himself, they opted to stop cleaning up after him. They wanted to see how long it would take him to wash a dish or throw something out.
Did Damon realize what was going on? Nope. So after two weeks of filth and a few maggots all over their apartment, they gave into his messy ways because he won.
So Affleck said that Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso, has earned a special place in heaven. However, I am sure that the actor learned how to clean up after himself. After all, he is living with his wife and four daughters. With that much estrogen in the house, he has learned he has to submit to them.
Yesterday was the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl at SoFi Stadium, and men discovered something funny when they went to the bathroom. That thing was Matt Damon staring up at them from the urinal.
Someone put the actor’s face on the urinal cakes. Who was it? Kimmel claims, “We don’t know who did this.” But I don’t believe him. Do you?
Jimmy Kimmel announced on his show tonight that he will be taking the summer off from his late night talk show. He says that he just wants to take a break to be with his family, and everything is fine with and between them.
However, I am not so sure that can be said anymore. That is because his wife, Molly McNearney., was seen coming out of the room that Matt Damon has secretly been staying in. I guess the women in his life can’t help but to f*ck Matt Damon. Do you blame them?
Back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, while the talk show’s namesake is on vacation, several people will be filling in for him. Please let Matt Damon be the first one!
