Chris Evans was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he challenged Jimmy Fallon to a new game. That game is Frozen Blackjack or Chilly Willy as it was later named. Basically, you play a hand of Blackjack and who ever loses feels the freezer burn. That’s because they have to put the end of a funnel down there pants as the winner dumps a pitcher of ice cold water down his pants. The NBC late night host lost first and he couldn’t walk afterwards. Then Captain America suffered the same fate with the same consequence. When it was time for the final round, the stakes were higher. The loser had to have a multi-gallon bottle of ice water poured down their pants. It’s like he went through reverse puberty because I am not sure his balls will ever descend again.
Since I am sadist, I really hope they play this game more often. Let’s see if The Rock has the rocks for it.
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Chris Evans was caught doing something not so very Captain America at the premiere of the movie in London. He was photographed checking out Elizabeth Olsen’s Mary-Kate and Ashley aka her boobs. He wasn’t even subtle about it, he was totally checking them out. Bad boy and that is why we like him!
The first trailer is out for Captain America: Civil War and I didn’t know Superhero movies could be a snoozefest. I guess they can be because I fell asleep just watching the trailer, so imagine what it is going to be like when the movie comes out on May 6th.
Sesame Street did a parody on The Avengers, and Aveggies wound up ruining the blockbuster. When went to see the movie, we were impressed by all of their powers but maybe we shouldn’t have been. Because as Cookie Monster ate their abilities, they seemed useless.
Watch the video and tell me how pointless Captain America seems without his shield and how wasteful Thor is without his hammer. They are just like you and me and we are boring.
Cookie Monster smash. As in he destroyed a great movie.
